I found a half drunk bottle of water under my bed

[rcrush]

Must have been there for 2 months. I just drank it! Am I gonna die?

[MorningGlow]

1. Yes.

Who knows whether you will die from the water in a day or two, a car crash in a month, or old age in many years. But yes, you will die. Sooner or later. :P

[kentauros]

2. No, since the bottle was only half-drunk

you'll just get a nice buzz :P

[Generic Brad]

3. That depends

Did it make you feel half full?

[Deja Q]

4. If you drank from it, some bacteria or cooties may have fredly bred...

I wouldn't drink it.

You can probably rinse your eyeglasses in the water, or give it to some plants you otherwise don't particularly care for, but that's about it...

[rug]

5. Did you say, "Watch this!" before you drank it?

[pitohui]

6. are you sure you didn't pee in it?

never seen one of these from under a person's bed that wasn't a pee bottle, sorry

fortunately urine is sterile!

[Deja Q]

7. It is sterile, until after it comes out and is left to fester somewhere...

Like on a countertop, bottle, in Britney's underwear... you know, the usual places...