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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:25 PM
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Audible dog farts...
...is there anything funnier?

The JRT is looking at me like I did it. :rofl:
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madeline_con Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:26 PM
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1. My dog looks at her butt after she does it.
:rofl:
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Duer 157099 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 09:14 PM
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8. Mine does too!
When I see her doing that I know to run quick
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:27 PM
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2. Sure Richardo. Blame it on the dog.
:eyes: Oldest trick in the book.








:rofl: :hi:
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:29 PM
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3. My dogs are so smart they blame it on ME.
Edited on Sun Sep-06-09 08:29 PM by Richardo
Turnabout = fair play I guess.

I'm still laughing


:hi: Bunny! :loveya:
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:33 PM
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4. Such atrociousness coming out my sweet little baby girl!
She could clear a room, I swear. And she isn't even one yet.
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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:47 PM
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6. Kids do that.
I remember holding my nephew when he was a few months old. He really let one rip. I didn't realize a little person could hold so much gas.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:54 PM
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7. It is funny how something so loud and smelly can come out of something
so small!! And she doesn't even know she did it!:rofl:
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 08:36 PM
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5. Locking
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susanr516 Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 09:57 PM
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9. Many years ago
We had a dog who could deliver the worst silent but deadly farts. If she suddenly jumped up and left the room, we knew the stench would strike us about one second later. God, her farts could peel paint off the walls.

I still miss her.

:cry:

But not her farts. I still smoked at the time, it's a wonder we didn't explode.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 09:59 PM
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10. Not that Jonas Brothers movie again...
:cry:
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 10:18 PM
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11. My rottweiler had loud farts.
The only dog I've ever had who farted loudly. He cracked everybody up.
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Pharlo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 10:44 PM
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12. My dogs have two types:
The audible - they make me laugh, usually nothing to minimal on the stench meter. The other dogs will still remain in the same room.

The Silent Bomb - The wave of stench is immediate and overpowering. Effects can range from tear filled eyes to damn near passing out. I always know who the culprit is, because they curl up next to me and the other dogs will either move across the room or leave the room entirely. If I leave the room, I get followed by the culprit and glared at by his/her canine compadres. Yes, The Other Two are always more than willing to throw me into the breach if it keeps the inner lining of their nostrils intact.
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EndersDame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-06-09 10:46 PM
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13. My puppy has silent ones I want to feed her gassy food and let her hang w/someone i want to embarres
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