Time again for the yearly DU NFL smackdown thread - go ahead and insult away

[LynneSin]

Rules:

#1 You may insult other folks who post in this thread. I mean seriously, if you're that much of a stupid jackass to be a Cowboys fan, shouldn't everyone else in this thread be aware of this situation?

#2 If you're gonna cry, go away. Your tears only shame you in say "I have no balls"

#3 The mods can't help you in this thread - they're probably here badmouthing your football posts anyways

#4 There are limits - live on the edge. In fact stand there - right at the edge so I can kick your bony ass off of it.

[TZ]

1. Locking

"stupid jackass of a Cowboys fan" is an obvious callout of one madinmaryland...:rofl:

[LynneSin]

3. If that whimpass can't handle the truth then HE should be lockedup

and thing is even YOU agree with me.

[snooper2]

2. the Cowboys are Greatness!

So I'll start this thread off right.....Oh, and fuck the Redscabs...peel em' back and watch em' bleed :)







http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Dallas+Cowboys+v+Philadelphia+Eagles+R8xzZrNfa54l.jpg

http://www2.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/New+York+Giants+v+Dallas+Cowboys+-LL6SWUCJM6l.jpg



and of course :)

[TZ]

4. Hmm. Remind me again

of which team won the very last Washington-Dallas game at the old Texas stadium? :D
Oh and +44-6!

[snooper2]

7. ARGH...

I got so drunk after that game... :hangover:

I knew somebody would bring it up...

[LynneSin]

14. sweetie if my team totally blew it with a 44-6 loss, I wouldn't be getting drunk...

I'd be slamming black tar heroin into my veins just to numb me of the pain and humiliation.

[madinmaryland]

29. Of course, you don't know what it is like to have your team actually WIN a Super Bowl!!1!!

:D

[LynneSin]

5. Do you live under a fricking rock

TO is in Buffalo now.

Clearly more proof that the collective IQ of all Cowboy fans is smaller than my shoe size

[snooper2]

6. well no shit...

:eyes:

Sorry, I'll only post pictures of current team members for now on :)

Oh, that last one is of the 2009 cheerleaders

[LynneSin]

9. Typica dumpass dallas fan....

:eyes:

[madinmaryland]

25. Bravo!! Well done, snooper2!!1!!

:D

[KamaAina]

88. Where's the pic of the punt doinking off your brand new three brazillion-dollar scoreboard?

:P

[dugaresa]

8. The Steelers are The Best - 6 Super Bowl Victories

all the rest of yinz guys can cry in yur beer -n- at

[madinmaryland]

26. Pshaw! The Squealers were given their last SB victory!

[dugaresa]

30. I think that a seventh trophy is coming our way!

[Missy Vixen]

81. Maybe Ben Roethlisberger can pick it up two feet short of the goal line

Seahawks fans will NEVER forgive and forget.

:mad:

[JVS]

89. LOL! HAHAHA!

[reflection]

73. .

:applause:

:woohoo:

[JVS]

78. Yup! The best!

[LynneSin]

10. Bunch of pansy asses

:grr:

[taterguy]

11. When was the last time the Deleware Corporatists made it to the Super Bowl?

Oh wait, your state doesn't have an NFL team.

It's just the home of a bunch of credit card companies for tax purposes.

[LynneSin]

12. Yo DUMBASS - I'm part of the Philadelphia Metro region. Thank you very much!

[taterguy]

13. Greater Philadelphia: Now that's an oxymoran!

[madinmaryland]

40. Yet, you guys couldn't even come out of the toll booth to WIN a Super Bowl!!!

[JVS]

53. So this means you'll be cheering your heart out for Michael Vick?

[LynneSin]

61. I'll be cheering my heart out for my team

I also believe in second chances. Vick has the opportunity to use his second chance to do good or totally blow it again.

[JVS]

63. I don't remember Eagles' fans believing that Santa deserved a second chance. Go ahead and boo Vick

[JVS]

52. If Delaware had a team it would suck so bad that nobody would be willing to pay the toll to go...

see their games.

[Chan790]

15. Y'all can talk smack all you want...

we've got Tom Brady and Bill Belichick and you don't.


Go Pats!

[taterguy]

16. Someone who dresses like a slob and someone who sucked up to W

Color me (un)envious.

Besides, the best player on your team when you won those Super Bowls was the damn kicker.

[Chan790]

17. Don't hate.

Bill Belichick can coach circles around any other head coach in the NFL and it's not like anybody really cares what Tom Brady thinks as long as he keeps making amazing plays.

We all kind of figured out that Brady was an idiot after he managed to get two women pregnant and have a pregnancy scare with a third woman within a six month period.

[Capn Sunshine]

19. yeah but this year, you can't cheat

we'll see how good you do without that

[Chan790]

23. I had a lot more respect for that POV...

before I found out you were a Chargers fan...I don't know that I've ever seen an adult in my life that whines as much as LaDainian Tomlinson. I wanted to see Rodney Harrison level him sooooo bad.

[Dulcinea]

80. You can keep them.

I'll take Mike Tomlin, Big Ben, Troy Polamalu & the Steelers linebacking corps over Pretty Boy Brady & Ugly Sweatshirt Belichick any day!

GO STEELERS!

[gratuitous]

18. I don't follow professional football

That's right, I'm a Chiefs fan.

[Capn Sunshine]

20. Chargers, baby

Philip Rivers just sighned a 92 million dollar 4 year contract.
Sproles.

LT

I could go on, but it would make the Denver and Oakland guys cry

[JVS]

21. The Bengals suck!

[PRETZEL]

43. Tell us something we don't know

[JonLP24]

22. Not into smacktalk much

I wish good luck to the teams you all root for. :)

I'll be rooting for the Cardinals and the Broncos from the AFC. :)

[JTG of the PRB]

24. Go... Broncos?

:shrug:

[Mojambo]

33. Having posession of your 1st round pick I must root against you most vigorously this year.

Make it a top 5 pick!

[Missy Vixen]

82. Ohhh, yeahhhhh

We need another Top 5 pick.

Thanks, Broncos!

:woohoo:

[Faygo Kid]

27. It's easy to be a Steelers or Patriots fan. It takes a real man (or woman) to be a Lions fan.

And I are one. Sad, but brave.

[Chan790]

31. I have a great respect for Lions fans...

I live in constant awe that none of you ever tried to shoot Matt Millen as he ran your team into the turf.

[JVS]

51. The team, on the other hand, is worthy of great scorn

[madinmaryland]

28. The fucking Eaglets won't even get out of the Toll Booth this year!!

[TZ]

32. Oh look

THE stupid jackass of a Cowboy fan finally showed up. :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

41. Way to go, Snyder!

:D

[TZ]

42. ...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x9013773
PFFFT!!

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

34. Quiz.....Who is the defending AFC East Champion?

NOT the New England Cheatriots! Suck on it!

[Beer Snob-50]

46. Quiz- Who is the defending AFC East Champion who will finish third in the division this year?

Yes, the answer is the Miami dolphins.

Tom "I've gotten more hot women pregnant than most of the losers on DU" Brady is back and all is right with football

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

55. The only thing that would be right for football.....

...is if the Cheatriots went 6-10 so the fawning, fellating New England media finally turned on that asshole Belicheat, making it like his days in Cleveland.

[Beer Snob-50]

57. "fellating new england media?"

pleeeeeeeezzze!!! no one fellates as well as the miami media with dan marino (or at least tickle his scrotum with the tip of their tongues)

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

58. The New England media is the only one that thinks.......

...."*grumble*........grr......I don't know......*grumble*....." is a brilliant answer.

Face it, Bill Belicheat is the Dick Cheney of football.

[Missy Vixen]

83. Oh, really?

>Tom "I've gotten more hot women pregnant than most of the losers on DU" Brady is back and all is right with football<

Tom "I'm too stupid to know the proper use of a condom" Brady? Tom "Gosh, two of my girlfriends might be pregnant at the same time," Brady? Tom "I laugh in the face of STD's" Brady?

God.

And I remain the only woman in America that would rather contract swine flu than spend any time at all with Mr. Brady. He's -- well, he's icky.

Good luck with that, Patriots fans.

:woohoo:

[mikeytherat]

35. To all the Broncos fans: Thank you so much for the Cutler.

Enjoy your Orton.

mikey_the_rat

[liberaltrucker]

59. Pat Bolen seems to have contracted Al(Davis)zheimers

:wtf:

Hey, at least we're not the Denver Lions..........yet.

[fNord]

36. Ok, OK....Bears Fan Hear......DO YOUR WORST.....

It's ok, we can take it!

[taterguy]

37. Typical Bears fan, can't spell the word "here"

[fNord]

38. its all the sausage and.....

no, its the :beer:

[PVnRT]

39. I hope Brett stays uninjured

until they play the Packers in Lambeau. That will be a fucking glorious day. I'm guessing the Packers defensive strategy will be "blitz everyone every play."

I don't even care if Green Bay wins that day. I want Favre bruised and broken on the frozen tundra. Hubris has its price.

[Missy Vixen]

84. I want him healthy long enough to experience the hell

that is Qwest Field.

Our DE's are already out hitting the blocking sleds. They've renamed them "FaVre". All of them.

:woohoo:

[jakefrep]

44. I am a Browns fan, therefore,

I am in no position to issue any smackdowns.

[NJmaverick]

45. The Giants will rule the NFC East

the Cowboys? PLEASE, not sure which is dumber the meddling Al Davis in training owner or the coach who is dumber than a bag of door knobs.

the Redskins? PLEASE, when you get a QB, and offensive line to protect him and some wide receivers then you can talk

the Eagles? PlEASE, Your head coach is a joke who was carried for years by his brilliant defensive coordinator. You signed dog killer which only threw a major turd in McNabb's punch bowl and your team is falling apart from injuries and neglect.

[brendan120678]

47. New coach...rookie QB....

J - E - T - S

Jets!

Jets!

Jets!

[charlie and algernon]

49. speaking of the Jet's chant

you know what's fun? shouting

J - E - T - S


Jets!


Jets!


Jets!

at a nearly empty Orioles game when they're playing the Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays. You get some funny confused stares.

:rofl:

[SoxFan]

74. ...

S-U-C-K

SUCK!

SUCK!

SUCK!

:evilgrin:

[MilesColtrane]

48. I don't talk smack about other teams.

What's the point?

No matter how great your team is, or has been, they're going to suck in the future.

If you've watched football for over forty years you realize that these things are cyclical, and payback's a bitch.

I think it's OK to hate a team and their fans, it's just not OK to call them (for example the Philadelphia Eagles) a bunch of foul smelling, brain-damaged sister fuckers.

[brendan120678]

50. But what if they are...

a bunch of foul smelling, brain-damaged sister fuckers? Like, for example, the Eagles?

[Beer Snob-50]

56. or the cowboys NT

[MilesColtrane]

71. I guess I'd just keep the fact that the Eagles are a bunch of foul smelling,...

...brain-damaged, sister fuckers to myself.

[Strong Atheist]

54. Sports suck. Well, you asked for it. nt.

[Generic Brad]

60. Vikings. This is the year they take it all.

Good luck finding bones to kick in my fat ass.

[Rosie1223]

64. With whinny #4 at the helm?? Pleeeease...

"I think I've got a cracked rib, it hurts to breathe..."

Boo Fucking Hoo. Nevermind it's not listed on any injury report. I hope he makes it until Nov 29 so my Bears can make him remember why he retired the first time... and the second.

:hi:

[Generic Brad]

67. Favre will chop block Urlacher and take his knees out

And Cutler will fail. Fail, I tell you.

[Rosie1223]

68. Is that before or after Favre throws an interception?

He holds the record, ya know.

[Generic Brad]

69. Babe Ruth was the king of strike outs and home runs

And so it is with Farve when it comes to interceptions and touchdowns.

We will give you one interception after he throws three TD's. The Bears will be toast.

[Generic Brad]

70. Babe Ruth was the king of strike outs and home runs

And so it is with Farve when it comes to interceptions and touchdowns.

We will give you one interception after he throws three TD's. The Bears will be toast.

[Rosie1223]

72. We will see

That's why they play the games.

Check back with me in November.

[JVS]

77. Yeah and when Babe Ruth was sent to play for the Braves he was over the hill and not good anymore.

He hit .181 in his final season. Don't expect great things from Favre, he's already done his stuff.

[Generic Brad]

87. Sure you're not referring to Hank Aaron?

I don't think Atlanta had a team when the babe played ball.

[JVS]

90. I'm sure. Atlanta had no team, but Boston had more than one.

[Missy Vixen]

86. Ahhh, Mr. Urlacher

I'm only sorry we could not tempt him out to Seattle during his recent contract unpleasantness.

Then again, we drafted Aaron Curry, best overall player in the draft, and he brings the nasty.

Seahawks will have their chance at Mr. FaVre November 22nd; his tears mean NOTHING here.

[Missy Vixen]

85. You're forgetting the Steve Hutchinson Hex

The Vikings will never go to the post-season as long as that waste of human skin plays for your team.

Believe.

Poison pill, my ass.

:mad:

[littlebit]

62. I would like to say that the Panthers are going

to kick major ass this year. But I just looked at their schedule. So never mind.

[BOSSHOG]

65. Expect the Saints to kick some ass this season

[SoxFan]

75. IF IF IF the defense can step up...

They are going to put plenty of points on the board; hopefully, the secondary won't get torched quite as often as it did last year.

[cherish44]

66. Football. Meh.

I'd rather smoke a bowl and listen to the Beatles than watch football.

[Faygo Kid]

76. Meh. I'd rather smoke a bowl, listen to the Beatles, and watch football.

I can multitask. Here comes the NCAA! By the way, October, Big Ten, tailgating with good friends from college 30 years ago, autumn colors, fresh air, a rivalry game - go ahead and sit indoors. I will be there for you, like it or not. Go Green!

[reflection]

79. I also love to mute the TV, turn up the stereo, and watch FB.

The announcers rarely add much to it. Good music is better background noise.

[TheMightyFavog]

91. All I'm going to say is this:

As long as everyone on the first team stays healthy, all will fear the Packers.

That first team defense was nothing short if impressive this preseason. They pulled off more picks than Peter Piper.