Is it a crime to answer the door of your own home while nude?

[Orrex]

I need an answer quick, before they stop knocking.

[Chellee]

1. No.

:-D

[MajorChode]

2. I hope not

[rug]

3. Not backwards.

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. In fact, you might get an award

Depending on how you turn the knob.

[NaturalHigh]

5. A friend of mine said his mailman was a little shaken up when he did it.

He said the pizza boy is a real trooper, though.

[regnaD kciN]

6. In most places, yes.

It's a crime to "expose yourself" in public...and that includes placing yourself where people in a public area would be able to see you (such as in an open door, in a window visible from the street or another house, etc.

[kentauros]

7. Most homes are only nude when either new

or freshly stipped of paint. So, I don't think you have to worry.

[old mark]

8. In my case it certainly would be.......nt

[HopeHoops]

9. If it is a religion freak or a lawn poison company person, then it would be a public service.

Bonus points for a ribbon tied around a private part.

[TZ]

10. Don't know but

Seems to be the norm for the "bad boys" on Cops...:P

[LaurenG]

11. It is a shame to have missed the opportunity to tell you what I thought

about you answering the door nude. Did you do it or not? ;)

[applegrove]

12. I hopened the door for the pizza guy one time. I don't drink and my boss had given

me a bottle of wine so I wanted to get rid of it. I said do you drink wine. He said "I can't drink I'm working right now". LOL. I explained I needed to get rid of a whole bottle and he gladly accepted it.

[Orrex]

13. You hand out bottles of wine in the nude?

Your house must be a very popular stop on Halloween.

[applegrove]

14. LOL!

[DinahMoeHum]

18. Yep, gives a whole new meaning to "TRICK OR TREAT"

:evilgrin:

[Bucky]

16. I think I saw a video of that on MetaCafe once.

Was that you? I didn't notice the bottle of wine, but then again I mighta been looking in the wrong place.

In all the time I worked a pizza delivery guy, no girl ever opened a door nekkid for me. Was I supposed to knock naked first?

[applegrove]

21. I wasn't nakid. I was just reminded of it because they both sound like the plot of a porn flic.

[stewartcolbert08]

15. OMG

I was just at this guys house to deliver pizza and he answered the door TOTALLY NAKED!!! :think: ............Hey .....wait a second!!!!!! :loveya: hehe

[arbusto_baboso]

17. That's how I get rid of mormon and jw missionaries.

Of course, it doesn't just involve me being naked. When the missionaries come to the door, I make sure to not only be naked when I answer, but to have a bottle of whisky in one hand, and a knife in the other. When I open the door, I'll say, "Can you come back later? We're not done with the virgin yet."

Believe me, they don't come back to my house.

[CreekDog]

19. Just poke your head out

can't see how this post could be misunderstood. :eyes:

[TZ]

20. !

:rofl: