I'm in Japan. Should I cause a ruckus in the hotel spa, eventually requiring the State Department?

[Rabrrrrrr]

Just wondering how far I could go, and what I would have to do to require an apology from no one less ranking than Hillary Clinton herself. And if I do, would I be on her shitlist forever, or might she then invite me to DC to come see her and Obama there?

Clinton: "Mr. President, this is the gentleman that caused your latest headache in Japan."

Mr. President: "Rabrrrrrr! So good to finally meet you. Love your rants on DU! Truly classic. Anyway, you owe us three and a half billion for the military intervention to save your ass, and as you know, you are banned from Japan - well, the bit of it remaining, that is - for the next 3000 generations. Have a beer?"

Rabrrrrrr: "Obama-san, that was precisely what started this thirteen year nightmare."

Mr. President: "Eh, what's a few hundred million lives in the face of a most beautifully executed hotel prank. Kanpai!"

Rabrrrrrr: "Kanpai!"

Hillary: "Kanpai!"

A bunch of Japanese in waders standing in a river of sludge in front of a background of utter destruction, their faces smeared with the blood of innocents and children, but laughing their asses off: "Kanpai!"









p.s. - obviously, this is a joke.

[Haole Girl]

1. Do it

I double-dog dare you. :-)

oh, I see it was a joke.

[Dr. Strange]

2. Is this a joke?

p.s. - n/t

[GOPisEvil]

3. I'm surprised you haven't already.

I was expecting Obama to have to abandon this whole health care debate to fly to Japan to quell the rioting.

[Robb]

4. I see no problem with this plan.

p.s. What do you mean, joke? :D

[Tuesday Afternoon]

5. cause a ruckus....

sounds like a plan :D

[Ikonoklast]

6. I see your pic made the local paper, however.

[Fleshdancer]

7. silly gaijin

Of course you should! The Japanese LOVE the opportunity to tell Ugly American stories. Like the time I was told about the drunk American who started screaming and ranting in a Shinjuku McDonald's because they wouldn't accept his US currency as payment. True story. How bitchin' would it be to see a Japanese person go bat shit crazy at a local Toyota dealership because they refused his/her Yen? I would LOVE that!

It would be nice to have a heated dispute with Japan that didn't involve our marines breaking the law on their soil. I say GO FOR IT!

[tigereye]

8. what, by offending folks with your nudity?

(per previous discussion about Japanese bath-houses) :rofl:

[sakabatou]

9. Make sure you find the hidden lever which knocks down the separation wall

Let the ecchi hilarity come to fruition.