OK, so you go to your favorite Deli, and order "The Palin." Tell us what that is.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

I found a Web Site that discussed one such sandwich...but I'm sure YOU can come up with a better one. And if you go to the link below, you can participate in the poll that you see below.

:toast:

Tue, 11/04/2008 - 5:30am by YumSugar



http://www.yumsugar.com/2463886

Last week I couldn't stop gushing about Ike's Place, my new favorite sandwich joint in town. Well, this weekend, I made a return trip there and tried one of their new offerings, an election-minded sandwich called The Palin.

Generously sized for its $8.98 price tag, The Palin was jam-packed with shredded chicken breast, deep-fried mozzarella sticks, blue cheese, and Frank's Red Hot Sauce. While I wished there had been a little less hot sauce, I thought the result was one heavenly mess.

Would You Eat This Palin Sandwich?

Yes — it looks delicious!

I'm undecided.

No, the combination sounds gross.

No. I can't eat anything named after Sarah Palin!

[HopeHoops]

1. A fresh dog turd on stale white bread with melted Velveeta and pond scum.

You can also get it with anchovies.

[hibbing]

25. oh my

Hi,
I *knew* there would be some great responses to this one. Glad I was not sipping my drink when I read yours, thanks for the laugh, and great post HopeHoops!

Peace

[peacefreak]

2. that's easy.

full of baloney.

[snappyturtle]

3. Tough corned beef, any 'stinky' cheese on stale pumpernickel nt

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Head cheese, lutefisk and natto sprinkled with ground glass

on a couple of slices of moldy Wonder Bread spread with Vegemite.

[KamaAina]

17. But where's the balut?

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

20. That comes as a side dish, instead of coleslaw.

:puke:

[redwitch]

5. 2 pieces of Wonder bread.

Wrapped in a flag.

[XemaSab]

6. White bread, cornnuts, and a giant chunk of still-bleeding raw moose meat

:scared:

[Orsino]

7. It's the photograph of a sandwich that hangs on the wall.

If you take a close look, it falls face-down on the floor.

[mitchum]

8. Shit sandwich

[zanne]

9. Something with alot of baloney in it. nt

[Ohio Joe]

10. Sauerkraut and mayo - nt

[The empressof all]

15. Ha...I was thinking something similar

Canned Salmon with lots of mayo and Saurkraut on White Bread.

[Strong Atheist]

11. Something with lots of empty calories, but no substance that gives you extreme

indigestion...

[City of Mills]

12. A baloney sandwich with cheese n/t

[santamargarita]

13. Dog Shit?

Sounds appropriate

[jobycom]

14. Cotton Candy

Light, fluffy, sugary, pretty, dissolves easily.

[The empressof all]

18. ROFL This is my current Desk top picture

[Amerigo Vespucci]

24. VERY cool.

:bounce:

[KamaAina]

16. Fluffernutter, on a great big roll

:puke:

modeled after the "Ollie North": shredded lettuce and baloney, on a roll. :P

[LostInAnomie]

19. Whatever it is you have to eat it in memory of the American soldier...

... and then blame the media when you can't finish it.

[jmm]

21. The cook resigns while making the sandwich. (n/t)

[Danger Mouse]

22. An air sandwich.

It has just as much substance as she does.

[madeline_con]

23. Wolf shot from a plane, served on a cracker. n/t

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. Sauteed onions and smoked turkey served on a Kaiser Roll

with a Pale Ale and fried cheese sticks..........

[Juche]

27. An attractive hamburger bun with no meat inside

[krispos42]

32. Ha!

[RoyGBiv]

28. A Jam Sandwich ...

What's a Jam Sandwich?

You take two pieces of bread, and you jam 'em together.

It has a title that sounds like it has something in it, but really, it's just two slices of bread.

[ashling]

29. Barbecued Moose with a slice of baloney

topped with trailer trash word salad slaw - served to you at the window so you don't have to get off your snow machine

[ashling]

30. Or the Palin Go With the Flow Burger

a dead fish topped with trailer trash sauce on Multi Grain WingNut Bread

[krispos42]

31. Five eggs, scrambled, topped with a sausage link and a pile of mixed nuts

with a side of burnt toast.

[jmowreader]

33. I get to play too!

The Palin Sandwich:

Between two slices of Wonder bread:

One layer of moose sausage (in honor of the animal Palin once claimed poor Alaskans should hunt for food, disregarding the fact poor Alaskans don't have enough freezer space to keep one from spoiling before it's completely eaten)

One layer of aerial-hunted wolf sausage (for obvious reasons)

Three slices of government cheese (to symbolize the fact Alaska's one of the biggest recipients of federal tax largesse in America)

A generous dollop of mayonnaise (because under the $65,000 makeover and inadvertent comedy she provides, Palin may be the blandest governor in America)

[mwooldri]

34. The Palin would have everything on it.

After all he has been around the world in 80 days and from pole to pole.

Michael Palin that is.

Mark.

[datasuspect]

35. fresh human shit, sloughed off putrid flesh from necrotizing fasciitis wounds and 3 week old cat

litter.

and maggots for garnish.

[NightWatcher]

36. a hot ham and cheese

[wickerwoman]

37. Deep-fried baloney and Russian Dressing between two Ho-Hos

with a side of Twinkies stuffed with crystal meth frosting.