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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 11:25 PM
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I have one more quick question.
What the fuck is wrong with you?

I mean...look at yourself!

How long have you had that goddamn thing?

Go see a doctor already.

I don't expect you to be perfect, but dear God, when most people get something like that, they go to see a fucking doctor.

Know what I mean?

Listen, I'm not here to lecture you, but Jesus Christ, get that fucking thing looked at.

Listen, forget about it tonight, let's just have a few beers and enjoy ourselves, but tomorrow, YOU BETTER GO SEE ABOUT THAT GODDAMN THING.
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aquaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 11:28 PM
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1. Well.....
I thought about it, but what if it is an STD? I'm scared!
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 11:33 PM
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3. Get over your fear.
Act like a man, goddammit.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 11:30 PM
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2. I would, but no insurance...
and I don't want to go $30,000 in debt by setting foot in an emergency room
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LeftyFingerPop Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Aug-08-09 11:35 PM
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4. I'm holding my jack knife over a flame to sterilize it...
Have a couple more shots of whiskey.

I'll take care of it for you.

Won't be the first time I've done this.

Won't be the last.

Drink up.
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