The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it.

[rcrush]

http://www.funny2.com/facts2.htm

[Orsino]

1. Technically, those would be arthropod legs.

:+

[Bertha Venation]

2. Won't stop me.

:hersheys:

[bikebloke]

3. We're being cheated.

I want the rest of the bugs. No wonder chocolate hasn't tasted the same for a while.

[Strong Atheist]

4. .

http://www.sala-online.co.uk/sols/nav.do?productid=326

[datasuspect]

5. and?

[susanr516]

6. That's a small price to pay

I love chocolate, especially semi-sweet.

[ghostsofgiants]

7. "The province of Alberta, Canada is completely free of rats."

They've obviously never heard Ralph Klein speak.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. That's just an average. Some could have 1,000.

[krispos42]

32. Those millipedes throw off the curve for the rest of the bugs.

Damn millipedes!

[Iggo]

9. Mmm...crunchy.

[Taverner]

10. Good! Loves me some insect protein!

[edbermac]

11. Cockroach Cluster?

I personally prefer Crunchy Frog.:9

[Bombero1956]

31. me I like

Anthrax Ripple

[Deja Q]

12. So that's why the protein content is so high!

:party:

[Forkboy]

13. If this gets out they'll raise the prices!

[yellowcanine]

14. Not so bad, that is only 1 1/3 insects, since each insect has 6 legs.

It only sounds bad because insects have so many legs.
Besides, they are cooked, right?

[rcrush]

15. 72% of Americans sign their pets' names on greeting cards they send out.

[Gormy Cuss]

16. Oh yeah? If that's the case, why don't they get up and run away when we try to eat them?

Hmmm?

[Deep13]

17. That list is bullshit.

I can see a few urban myths right off the top of my head.

[Zomby Woof]

18. I eat above-average chocolate bars

Not a fan of average chocolate.

[Orrex]

21. Then you enjoy between 12 and 14 arthopod legs.

Delicious!

[gmoney]

19. "The human head weighs eight pounds"

[pokerfan]

20. Some times you feel like an arthropod...

some times you don't.

(I've eaten candied grasshopper and it was fantastic!)

[crim son]

22. I'm glad I don't much like chocolate.

:scared:

[mnhtnbb]

23. Ewwwww. That's gross. That ought to cause me to lose a few pounds.

[Xipe Totec]

24. My FIL used to work for Del Monte

his job (then), was to count insect parts in creamed corn.

Of course, that was just one of his unclassified jobs...

[MajorChode]

25. Kinda makes the dipshits that keep squealing about milk containing pus a bit asinine

Not that they wouldn't be anyway.

Most people really don't want to know how many rat turds are in their oatmeal. You can denigrate most any product in such a fashion.

[quakerboy]

26. nope

*The province of Alberta, Canada is completely free of rats.

In fact they are allowed in Zoos, schools, and for research. And despite any legality issues, i garentee there are private owners just like there are ferrets in California. And just because you aren't catching any, don't mean they aren't there somewhere. I once couldn't find a date for 24 years straight. Just cause they were smart enough to stay away didn't mean they didnt exist. It migt be more accurate to say "no wild rats have been seen in Alberta for a long time.

*There are no venomous snakes in Maine.

See above. Zoos, private owners. I would suggest "there are no native venomous snakes in the state of Maine"

*North Dakota has never had an earthquake.

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/regional/states/north_dakota/history.php

*There is enough fuel in a full tank of a jumbo jet to drive an average car four times around the world.

Math says the equator is aproximately 24902 miles around. Boing says a 747 can cary 63,500 gallons of fuel. I say any reasonable car can get at least 20 mpg. Which means a car with a majikly prepaired roadway encircling the equator could drive around the earth about 51 times on a jets full tank.

*Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

What about Acre, a state of Brazil. Or France, a member state of the EU. or sad, a state of mind?

*If the Nile River were stretched across the United States, it would run nearly from New York to Los Angeles.

If it were stretched, could one not make it nearly any lengthy desired, or do rivers break so easily?

*If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people, 51% would be female, 49% male; 50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people, one person would be nearly dead, one nearly born.

If the entire population of the earth were reduced to exactly 100 people, who the hell knows who the "lucky" survivors would be. It would depend on how the reducing happened.

*Russian scientists have developed a new drug that prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication.

They call it "vodka"

So much wrong with this list. People really need to do their research before posting anonymously on the internet.

[amerikat]

27. I'm glad they don't wear shoes. (nt)

[BlueJazz]

28. Figures...I just had a Candy bar and I was gypped out of my Insect Legs.

:mad:

[doc03]

29. I had a Dark Chocolate Snickers this morning

and it was delicious insect legs and all.

[NecklyTyler]

30. Does chocolate covered ants have 14 legs in it? n/t