Oh wow, I just thought of LAME new game for the LOunge!!!

[taterguy]

Let's say that someone types an OP :

"I'm on my way to Bermuda today"!

Another poster could use that OP to make a similar sounding OP, perhaps:

"I'm on my way to Bermuda, hurray"!

See, it's almost like the original OP, but only one word was changed.

I think this would be the lamest thing since sliced bread.

[LeftyFingerPop]

1. See? I knew it would catch on!

[BuelahWitch]

2. It's good to see you two back together!

:loveya:

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. He begged me.

[BuelahWitch]

10. Even great *artistes* like Taterguy get lonely...

[LeftyFingerPop]

11. Wait a minute...

I thought that artistes was a different DUer...

[BuelahWitch]

13. I think you are thinking of Aristus?

At least I think that's his name? Was my thinking of your thinking of my thinking of Aristus right?

Taterguy, however, is an El Primo Artiste...

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Why would I be thinking of Aristus?

Do you think I spend my time thinking about men on DU? :D

[BuelahWitch]

29. Not all of them, only Taterguy

:hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

34. I can't control how I feel.

[BuelahWitch]

47. I know

:hug:

[taterguy]

51. Is "El Primo Artiste" a Spanish phrase for "Complete Asshole"

[graywarrior]

3. I don't get it.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. .

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8942068

[graywarrior]

5. I was kidding.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. About what?

[graywarrior]

8. About what you did.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. That time a prosthetic leg was thrown at me in anger?

[graywarrior]

15. No, the time you humped it.

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. I didn't! I told you that story, right?

[graywarrior]

17. In detail.

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Wanna hear it again?

[graywarrior]

20. Please

[LeftyFingerPop]

21. You gotta be kidding?

[graywarrior]

22. Let's back up a bit....

What in the name of fuck?

[LeftyFingerPop]

23. OK...did you ever read in here where I posted the true story...

of an irate father throwing his daughter's prosthetic leg at me??

[graywarrior]

24. No, did you ever read it?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. Fuck!! I'm serious here! Do you want to hear it or not?

[graywarrior]

26. Get to it before I pull a nutty!!!!!

[LeftyFingerPop]

27. Give me a sec...I gotta type it...

[graywarrior]

28. Tap....tap....tap

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. OK Graywarrior, I've posted this a few times, but for you...

I will post it again because I think you will get a laugh from it.

This story is entirely true...

When I was a teenager, there was an alleyway about 5 blocks from my house. In this alleyway were two businesses...a strip joint, and right next to that was an old automotive garage that had been converted to a pool/pinball hall. I worked at this pinball place. They also had a grill inside that served hamburgers, etc.

The place was scary beyond belief. The gangs from the Northside would come in at night and play pool, smoke cigs and sometimes weed, etc. Fights would sometimes break out.

So I worked for the owner, a guy in his 50's. He had a daughter who was a few years older than me. His daughter had been in an accident and unfortunately lost her leg, so she wore a prosthetic one...it was full size...up to almost the top of her thigh.

His daughter was very nice and normal. Just a nice girl.

So one night, I was working there, and the place was empty, except for me and his daughter. We were sitting in a booth, playing a board game and talking. She had taken her leg off, and had it resting against a nearby wall.

Well, her dad walks in, dead drunk, and yells at me while I'm in the booth...

YOU FUCKING MY DAUGHTER?

NO!

YOU'RE FUCKING MY DAUGHTER, AREN'T YOU?

NO!

At this point, everything went to slow motion. I knew he was going to lose it. She's screaming....NO DADDY! NO DADDY!

I'm trying to get the hell out of the booth, but I was having trpouble because I was scared shitless.

In the meantime, he goes for the leg.

I make it out of the booth, and run to the door.

He picks the leg up by the foot, and FLINGS it at me.

The goddamn thing flew across the room like a propeller.

I made it out of the place at the same time the leg crashed against the door.

[graywarrior]

31. LOL

That's really quite funny. Sounds like the bar I hung out where dentures used to fly across the room and land in someone's drink.

[LeftyFingerPop]

32. LOL!!! I love it! Someday I'll tell you about when I burned off all my pubic hair in Louisville.

[graywarrior]

33. That's a great title for a song

Burning Off My Pubics in Louisville

[LeftyFingerPop]

35. It's probably been written already...

:rofl: :rofl:

[graywarrior]

36. Not on America's Got Talent

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. Let's see...

Was at a concert in Louisville
Burning some doobies
Imagine my surprise and dismay
When I burned off my pubies

[Inchworm]

38. Get a room guys

yer harshing my scroll

:hippie:

[graywarrior]

39. I hear Hallmark calling

[Kali]

40. come out here and tell stories around a fire!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

42. I have 3 or 4 good ones!

I've probably told all of them on DU though....

1) The flying leg

2) Pubic hair fire

3) Knocking out teeth while slipping while dancing in the nosebleed seats in Philly and doing a swan dive

4) Getting a wisdom tooth pulled, then drinking too much, falling while dancing, getting 20 stitches in my forehead

[merh]

44. He was just trying to help you

wait for it





































help you get a leg up in the world.





:hide:
















:rofl:

:silly: :crazy:

[LeftyFingerPop]

45. Yeah, he was good like that!

:rofl:

[kentauros]

12. "Plate of shrimp."

[Kali]

19. did you take a lot of acid back in the hippy days, miller?

[kentauros]

46. Miller: The more you drive, the less intelligent you are.

Miller: John Wayne was a fag.

All: The hell he was!

Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

[jeff30997]

41. Oops!

43. I got one too.

Lame game news sucking game go on high boring rates lol

[BuelahWitch]

49. Is that Lounge Haiku?

:shrug:

[BuelahWitch]

48. Damn, just three more posts and we'll set this thing on fire!

Flamin' Taters! :woohoo:

[BuelahWitch]

50. Ok, one more time...