I just wrecked the DU bathroom.

[rcrush]

[Xipe Totec]

1. Man, If you're going to eat a vulture,

pluck it first...

DO NOT GO IN THERE!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

2. Well, "un-wreck" it.

RIMSHOT...

Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to try the popcorn shrimp and our special "bottomless" pitcher of Margaritas!

[TheManInTheMac]

3. A courtesy flush was in order. n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

4. Men don't care, as long as they hit something.

ppffppffppfththt

[JohnnyLib2]

5. Hey, HEY!

No blanket statements.

Just passed our 40th and I'm very well house-trained!

[jazzjunkysue]

8. And so why did I come home to find the seat up yesterday?

Tsk tsk.

[bigwillq]

6. Hey now.

:rofl: That's not nice to say.





















But it's oh, so, true! :rofl:

[davsand]

7. Nothing a can of Glade and a plunger can't fix.

It would have been nice if you hadn't wiped with the hand towels, however, and we are still looking for all the little soap balls that were in the soap dish...

:puke:


Laura

[jazzjunkysue]

9. That's what I told my divorce lawyer, but he said the judge had no sense of humor.

[rcrush]

10. I wasnt the one who wrote "West Side" on the wall in poop.

I swears!