Baseball Fans Delighted By New Between-Innings Fuck-Cams

[Blue_Tires]

WASHINGTON—Attendance may be down, but the fans at last week's game didn't care—they were too busy enjoying the stadium's new Fuck-Cam.

"We've been really surprised and delighted by the crowd reaction," said Washington Nationals public relations director Janine Perry, who started the Fuck-Cam program that has since been emulated by every other ballpark in the major leagues, except Miller Park in Milwaukee. "Apparently, people who like watching baseball games also really enjoy watching other people have sex. And not just between innings, either. If the action on the screen is still going when the play on the field resumes, they'll still watch. The Fuck-Cam has been quite a phenomenon."

Major League Baseball estimates that more than 700 people have had been featured on the Fuck-Cam since its introduction. The first Fuck-Cam couple, Gary Kochalk and Kim Dahle, have been guests on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. And a montage of legendary Fuck-Cam performances is one of the most viewed clips on YouTube, featuring such great Fuck-Cam moments as the man who hasn't realized his partner has fallen asleep; a would-be suitor who goes down on one knee, produces a ring, and is flatly denied; an overweight couple who is booed off the JumboTron by the crowd; and a good-natured if somewhat clumsy performance by the Fox Sports broadcast team of Joe Buck and Tim McCarver.

"It's at the point where some people come to the ballpark with the idea of getting themselves on the Fuck-Cam," Perry said. "They dress up for it, wave signs, even start fucking with two outs at the bottom of an inning in the hope they'll get noticed, the whole thing. The buzz has been awesome. Of course, we'd rather people come to see our beloved Nats, but our attitude is, if people having sex in the seats gets people to come to the park, it's good for baseball."

http://www.theonion.com/content/news/baseball_fans_delighted_by_new?utm_source=a-section

a good idea and you know it....

[LynneSin]

1. you know that guy in the picture looks a bit like Earlg

Is that what our DU donations are paying for?

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[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Here's another Fuck Cam classic at Natinals Park feature the Nats' all time greatest fan.

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[madinmaryland]

3. Dude. There are roundabouts in Baltimore, also.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

4. True, but....

...at least Balmer recognizes the value of a 90 degree intersection. And won't make you count syllables of street names in order to find out where in God's good name you are in the city.

[tigereye]

5. do you remember the pix of folks in the hotel rooms at the Toronto

ballpark?


:rofl:

[Paladin]

6. God Bless The Onion. (n/t)