"Come take the plastic crap out of my yard, tonight!"

[Robb]

An excerpt:

I love my children. Really. But I've had it with them dragging all of the plastic toys and bits from my yard into our public area, which ticks off me, my neighbors, and the almighty HOA. I'm done. They can have at least as much fun throwing rocks at windows like I did when I was a kid. They don't need any of this stuff, and I don't need the hassle anymore.

This is where you come in.

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