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DyedNTheWoolDemocrat Donating Member (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 08:10 AM
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Want to impr0ve your j0hns0n, enlarge your c0ck, gr0w your penis?
Edited on Mon Mar-15-04 08:30 AM by DyedNTheWoolDemocrat
0r buy some Viagra?

I get an average of 2 dozen emails like this a day for God’s sakes. Good God Almighty! All it takes is one fool to answer one of these ridiculous ads and the rest of the world must endure 25 of these emails a day for God's sakes!

Do I ever get a spam mail for breast enlargement or improved female orgasm?? Nooooo! Not that I would ever answer such an ad anyway. That is because they know women are too fucking smart to respond to one of these ridiculous ads!

Guys – give it a rest! This crap doesn’t work! Don’t respond to these ads! I know most of you don’t, but some of you are or we would not still be getting this spam!

/Rant over

Quit it.
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trumad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 08:11 AM
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1. Speak for yourself ...
I've got a whopper thanks to these guys....;-)
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DyedNTheWoolDemocrat Donating Member (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 08:17 AM
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2. So you're the one that answered the ad!
And there ain't none of us gals that have ever seen this whopper!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 08:25 AM
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3. You should probably post this over at FR--our guys
don't need such help, in my experience! :evilgrin:

I get the same things, but I have a pretty good spam blocker (Qurb--free from my ISP).

Still, how can I worry about the size of my **** when I don't have one?! :wtf:
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DyedNTheWoolDemocrat Donating Member (66 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 08:35 AM
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5. I don't have one either! That's my point!
But I get up to 25 of these a day so SOMEBODY must be responding to these!

I never get anything suggesting any female improvements to sexual experience or body parts, so i can only conclude that they have already determined we are smart enough not to respond to such ads!

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BOSSHOG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 08:30 AM
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4. I can get a larger cock while consolidating my loans
refinancing my mortgage and helping out a poor Nigerian who won a lottery, all while sitting in front of my computer. What a country!
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-15-04 08:35 AM
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6. Bwahaahahahaha!
Sometimes, it's all in the same e-mail, I swear!
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