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Jim Sagle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-04 10:55 PM
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Julia Roberts nailed for dealing crack cocaine!
No, not THAT Julia Roberts - this is a 96-year old woman in North Carolina. ;-)

MARCH 11--We're not sure if anyone keeps track of such things, but Julia Roberts may be the country's oldest alleged crack dealer. The 96-year-old North Carolina woman--that's right, 96--was busted Monday along with a few younger relatives/cohorts for running a drug operation out of her home. As noted on the below Cleveland County Sheriff's Office report, Roberts is facing a felony distribution charge and a misdemeanor drug paraphernalia count.
Click here for the actual arrest report.
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Gung_Fu Donating Member (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-04 11:16 PM
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1. Holy crap...
I really don't know what to say.
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mitchtv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-04 11:29 PM
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2. Customers liked the fresh, old-fashioned, homemade taste
per Bill Maher
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Tom Yossarian Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-04 11:34 PM
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3. They arrested a 96 year old ONE LEGGED WOMAN????
Riggghhhht. Now there's law enforcement in action. I'm sure she's a major player.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Mar-13-04 11:43 PM
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4. Did she gets any tips from Tim Allen?
Didn't do any good, he got arrested for doing the same thing in 1978... then he got a jail sentence that should have been 50 times as long, got out early, and made kid-friendly shows. And we all know that mainstream sitcoms are as damaging to one's brain as drugs are...
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ThePittsburghKid Donating Member (95 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 12:21 AM
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5. What's next?
Retirement homes turn out to be crack houses?
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burrowowl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-14-04 12:23 AM
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6. Hey!
Gotta make a living someway to pay for the nursing home.
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