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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 04:33 PM
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What's your stripper name?
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 04:33 PM
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1. The question is, what's ny new friend's stripper name?
people would actually be interested in that, what with her being a sexologist and all! :evilgrin:
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EastTennesseeDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 04:35 PM
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2. Bambi Turburble
"You have a strange smell coming from your crotch, but those breasts distract most of your customers. Your fraile (sic) like a fawn, but wierd (sic), like the name Turburble."
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TWiley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-20-09 08:57 AM
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27. Hang a Shell No-Pest-Strip from the naval ring.
After all, that is what it is for.
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lildreamer316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 04:38 PM
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3. Since I'm actually a stripper, I can't answer this.
LOL.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 06:32 PM
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14. This thread is useless....
Well, you know the rest. :evilgrin:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 04:44 PM
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4. Wait a minute...I'M Bobbi Furgeson.
We must be sisters. I'll bet our parents are siblings.
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arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 04:47 PM
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5. It's even weirder that I'm male....
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 05:20 PM
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6. I guess they liked the name Bobbi.
I'm going to marry a guy whose last name is Pin.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 05:21 PM
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7. Miles Long
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Sky Masterson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 05:21 PM
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8. Digby Sawtelle
Oh yeah!! :evilgrin:
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 05:22 PM
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9. John Galt
Who is John Galt? :P
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 05:30 PM
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10. Bobbi Ferguson
Your southern ways tend to catch a lot of attention, mostly from budweiser drinking, dodge driving, anti-liberal hicks. You just keep smiling, you toothless thing you! :rofl:
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Mr. Ected Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 05:32 PM
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11. Amir Bluebuns
According to a male stripper name formula I discovered.
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Auggie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 05:33 PM
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12. Oh boy, I just wasted two minutes!
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 06:00 PM
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13. Stacy Lace n/t
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 08:34 PM
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15. Weird!
So is mine.
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 09:06 PM
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17. Ah Shit Turbine We Have To Share The Pole I Guess
Maybe we could split the name. You be Lace I'll be Stacy. Sorta like a dumb 80's chick cop drama.
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Turbineguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 09:12 PM
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19. Sharing the stage
with a 58 year old naked guy should improve your tips!

Although it could be that some people will step outside for a smoke break.
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Binka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-20-09 08:11 AM
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25. I'm Game....That Is Me On The Right
Naughty Mzzzz Obama

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triguy46 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 08:39 PM
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16. Bambi Turburble
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 09:10 PM
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18. 'The driver'
Because.

And that's all the explanation you need.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 09:41 PM
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20. Methylene chloride
But be sure there is good ventilation,and use goggles and gloves.
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Thepiedpiper Donating Member (7 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 09:49 PM
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21. Bruce Longbow
It has worked well for a few years. But has lacked tension the past few months :S
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 10:03 PM
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22. Velma Trouser-Snake
WTF? :rofl:
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Kerrytravelers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-19-09 11:44 PM
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23. Bambi Turburble
About my name:

You have a strange smell coming from your *edit*, but those breasts distract most of your customers. Your fraile like a fawn, but wierd, like the name Turburble.



Runners up:

Bobbi Furgeson
Stacy Lace
Velma Trouser-Snake

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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-20-09 08:00 AM
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24. Newt Gingrich.......nobody ever come to watch.....?????nt
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TWiley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jun-20-09 08:54 AM
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26. Art Linkletter
I carry a wallet sized photo of him in a thong.
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