What's the longest you have gone with out sex?

[madinmaryland]

:shrug:

[NightWatcher]

1. aside from the first 15 years of life? about a year

oh, and IBTL

[vadawg]

2. apart from when too young, about a week.

[sakabatou]

3. 22 years and going...

Yes, I'm still a "V."

[KamaAina]

15. You got me by four

I figured I would've had this one sewn up (so to speak). :cry:

edit, of course, since your 22 includes childhood, it comes with a Barry Bonds- style *. :P

[TZ]

19. No

Trust me. I "win" :eyes:

[KamaAina]

22. So I guess we're "The Biggest Losers"

and me with no DC conference or any such thing on the horizon. :(

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Nothing wrong with that. You're still young.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear madinmaryland!

The eight weeks after my hysterectomy...x(

Why do you ask?

[flvegan]

5. IBTL.

[madinmaryland]

11. In before the Lay??

[flvegan]

14. Getting in is part of the lay.

:o

[madinmaryland]

18. ..

:rofl:

[redqueen]

6. 4-5 years.... and counting.

Oh, and IBTL.


This *is* gonna get locked, right?

[Gormy Cuss]

7. What do you mean by "out sex?"

:P

[Dr. Strange]

9. It's some freaky Dallas Cowboys thing.

Trust me, you don't want to know.

[madinmaryland]

31. Something about 44+6 ways??

[Dr. Strange]

35. Please...

let's not talk about 44play.

[madinmaryland]

41. "44+6" ways to leave your lover??

[nomorenomore08]

Okay, that one made me LOL...

:rofl:

[Orsino]

37. Its the best kind of sex.

I've learned to just go with it.

[nuxvomica]

8. Do you mean "with a partner"?

[madinmaryland]

12. If you have to ask, then....

[Critters2]

29. There are some advantages to without a partner...

the battery-operated boyfriend won't go home to mom after having lied to the IRS and screwed up my credit. And, as long as I keep the batteries supplied, is always ready and waiting.

Partners. Meh. :eyes:

[raccoon]

79. and you won't get a disease from it. nt

[Critters2]

93. Zackly.

Partners are over-rated. :)

[Bucky]

110. Not necessarily

Those caked over gym socks can be a real breeding ground.

[bigwillq]

10. After I lost my 'V'

probably a couple of months.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. What is this going without sex of which you speak?

[flvegan]

17. It's always boom-boom time at Casa Midlo.

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

21. Pretty much.

:rofl:

[Critters2]

32. It's rude to gloat. nt

[madinmaryland]

34. Why do you think she is preganant again??

[flvegan]

46. STILL pregnant, madinmaryland.

Still pregnant.

[madinmaryland]

48. I can't even freaking spell pregnant, fivegan!

[Aristus]

16. 17 years.

After that, no problem... :evilgrin:

[mcctatas]

20. 6 months I think...

unless you are talking about GOOD sex, then it is more like 15 years :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

69. What a coincidence...

Me too..... :evilgrin:

[hippywife]

23. I went without from

my earlyish thirties until my late forties. Didn't kill me in the least. :hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

25. What is this "sex" of which you speak?

[madinmaryland]

27. If you need to ask....

:hi:

[CJCRANE]

26. Let me see...what time is it now?

Just kidding.

;)

[Xipe Totec]

28. I'll let you know when the drought is over n/t

[Critters2]

30. You, too, huh? nt

[Xipe Totec]

33. Comes with the territory n/t

[Critters2]

36. What territory? nt

[Xipe Totec]

38. Married, past the point where one partner has lost desire,

and not inclined to go astray.

[Critters2]

40. That's too bad.

For me, the problem is I'm single, middle-aged, and in a profession where dating is difficult. But then, that's why God made battery-operated boyfriends. :)

[jeff30997]

58. I gave a good advice to a lady about battery-operated boyfriends.

Hook it to a car battery,satisfaction guaranteed.:bounce:

[EndersDame]

51. I have been with my boyfriend for 3 years

I try to jump his nuts but he just doesnt want too. We are both young and attractive (i have actually had numerous offers but what can i say I am loyal) Is this really that normal

[plcdude]

81. I don't think

that that is normal. Open lines of communication on this with him to find out why he hesitant.

[SeattleGirl]

101. He could be asexual. n/t

[NewJeffCT]

39. The first 22 1/2 years of my life

until late May 1989.

[Ohio Joe]

42. If masturbation counts as sex... about 8 hours - nt

[madinmaryland]

59. Huh??

:hide:

[Ohio Joe]

63. Strike that... 15 min.

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

64. Uhh, yeah, right!

Heh!

[fizzgig]

43. 13 months or so

that was a streak i wasn't sad to break

[no name no slogan]

44. What time is it?

[madinmaryland]

45. Heh!

[abq e streeter]

47. outside of the first 21 years and five weeks...

shoulda moved to New Mexico sooner.. 21 yrs plus in Illinois,but less than a week after coming here...However its now been so long I'm embarrassed ( and way too depressed about it) to say. ( now measuring in terms of years ,and yes, its genuinely depressing- I miss the physical contact terribly--I've always been envious of those with the ability to not give a damn about it one way or another).

[Iggo]

49. About 12 and a half years...

...and counting.

[3.14158675309]

50. Yo, mathematical clownboy fan: "without" is one word.

Even in Texas. :hi:

[madinmaryland]

52. I throw a "hail mary" to you!

:hi:

[3.14158675309]

53. Y'all are good at that!

Flutie should have been a Clownboy!

[madinmaryland]

54. That was a classic, but I think Staubach did it better!

My best friend was a Vikings fan, and it took him a week to come out of his funk and talk to me.

heh!

[3.14158675309]

55. Because it was so wrong, so undeserved.

The gods must have been crazy.

[jobycom]

82. God favors his team. nt

[madinmaryland]

106. Yes. Tom Landry favors my team!

:D

[nomorenomore08]

56. About 7 months, as of now...

I think I might have a "prospect" or two currently out there, but I could also just be deluding myself. :P

[jeff30997]

57. I'm taking the 5th !

ETA: Her name was Miranda.

[azmouse]

60. 3 years and counting...

[DarkTirade]

61. 19 years the first time around...

I think right now is the longest since then. Not sure exactly how long its been. 2 years maybe?

[Haole Girl]

62. Too long

That's all I'm saying on the subject.

[HEyHEY]

65. 17 years... then like two...

[madinmaryland]

66. Are you still in China?

:hi:

[HEyHEY]

67. Yup, every day

[NewJeffCT]

80. My wife just got to China today

her flight from Detroit to Hong Kong was delayed because of some volcanic eruption in Russia... so, they had to stop in Portland, Oregon and Tokyo, and then she flew directly to Guangzhou. I think she has to go to Sichuan//Szechuan province next and then to Shanghai.

Hopefully, she won't be quarantined because of swine flu or anything - my wife's parents are terrified of meeting her because of the swine flu. And, we think our media here is bad about creating fear.

How is the weather in Beijing? Are the women friendly?

[BarenakedLady]

68. Don't depress me.

:cry:

[Inchworm]

84. Awww

You must be shopping at the wrong stores.

:hug:

[Fleshdancer]

70. 6 weeks I think

Give or take a week.

[Inchworm]

71. I'll only tell a few that'n

:blush:

[mitchum]

72. With living things?

You must be clearer...

[Withywindle]

73. 3 years.

And by the end of it, fenceposts, traffic cones, and parking meters were looking good.

[scrinmaster]

74. 18 years, then about four months and counting.

:grr: :banghead:

[old mark]

75. What year is it? nt

[sarge43]

76. I forget. n/t

[TZ]

77. wow.

I can't believe this isn't locked yet...:rofl:

[PRETZEL]

78. Considering my sex life is dependant on how much my wife drinks

and she's a drunk, I'd say since we met almost 6 years ago.

[jobycom]

83. My therapist says it is counterproductive to dwell on that.

Right after she turned me down. :cry:

[BOSSHOG]

85. Ya Mean like with somebody?

[madinmaryland]

97. Hey Boss! You ready for the fall college football season?

I am!

Buckeyes v. Hogs in the BCS?

[BOSSHOG]

108. I've been perusing the College Football Mags

I doubt the Hogs make it to a BCS bowl but they may have a surprising year offensively. Hoping my Hogs can beat LSU twice to make it to the CWS championship game(s).

[madinmaryland]

109. You know, I've never really followed college baseball.

They only seem to show it on ESPN at odd times, so I just don't get familiar with it. Also, none of the local media covers it in the Maryland area. Though we do have a lot of coverage of College Lacrosse here.

Oh well.

[KansDem]

86. Let's see...how old is my son?

He turned 11 in January...that was 5 months ago...so I guess the answer would be: 11 years (+) 5 months (+) 9 months...:(

[ceile]

87. Never really kept track...

3 months maybe...?

[Moondog]

88. Wow. There sure are a lot of people here who

are probably feeling a bit, um, ... congested.

[sinkingfeeling]

89. Almost 25 years.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

90. What's out sex?

Is there something called in sex that is its opposite?

[Evoman]

91. Holy shit, no wonder we have so many flame wars. You people need to get laid!

Since I started doing the nasty, the longest I've gone without is about 3 months.

[madinmaryland]

95. Why do you think we are hanging out in the DU lounge!

:wtf:

[kentauros]

92. Let's see, puberty hit around 11-12,

carry the 3...
...
24 years

[Odin2005]

94. 1 year.

Contrary to popular belief people with Asperger's can have perfectly normal sex lives! :rofl:

[madinmaryland]

96. ??

I'm too lazy to look up who Asperger is, but you are doing better than me!

:hi:

[Odin2005]

107. Wiki is your friend!

:P

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_Syndrome

[TreasonousBastard]

98. Since my balls got shot off in Viet Nam.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

99. please, god. You are lying.

admit it ............................please.be.lying................................

it is a joke, right.

[TreasonousBastard]

100. Joke? Me? I'd...

never joke about a thing like that.

And if I did I wouldn't admit it.

(wink wink nudge nudge)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

102. you....

had me going.......................for a minute :spank: :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

103. Is this supposed to be funny?

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

105. Well, considering... Oh shit I'm not allowed to talk about that without

thanking TZ for the Natinals winning.

:hi:

[Lucian]

104. What the hell is sex?

It's been about 3 1/2 years for me. I'm in a looooooooong dry spell. :( :cry:

Before this, I didn't lose my "V" until I was 20. So, to answer your question correctly, 20 years. I hope to god I don't have to wait another 20 years. At least I don't have blue balls anymore. They're black now. Way beyond blue. :(

[One_Life_To_Give]

111. Depressing

but at least there are a couple DUers longer than me.