Week two of parties for BabyM and her freakishly annoying friends.

[Midlodemocrat]

At the pool. Why? Because I don't want the little bastids in my house.

Mrs. Midlo? Can I have the first piece of cake? Can I have a rose? I don't like coke or sprite, can I get something else from the snack bar? Can I have a balloon? I want a pink water bottle. I don't like this kind of candy.

Listen you little bratnik. I don't care if your daddy is a cop. I'll gank you in a fucking NY minute if you don't STFU. (I only thought that part)

And, BabyM? The genius who scored 100% on all her Standard of Learning tests from the time she was 7? Yeah, well, apparently, genius school forgot to tell the little moran that if you place the cake on TOP of the cooler in the well in the back of the van, rather than NEXT to it, when Mommy backs out, the cake is going flying.

So, instead of a ladybug cake made of cupcakes, I have a pile of mush on the kitchen table. I had to race to Kroger to get another cake for the little monster, but I did manage to grab a six pack of beer for Mr. and myself.


And now? Roughly 10 of them are sleeping over because one of the friends is moving tomorrow.

I wish they'd all move.

[DS1]

1. Pump knock-out gas through the central-air

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Can you PM me some? I'm fresh out. BoyM and HIS friends were here last night.

I wanted to be the 'kool-aid' mom, but that was years ago. I would really like for someone else to host one of them. ANy of them. Even their own children.

[arcadian]

17. You can get ether pretty readily.

Any entological supply company will have that. I think it's only %20 though.

[AlCzervik]

2. tell that kid she just isn't that cute or special.

and you cannot supply her with attention she's not getting at home.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. Seriously. She drives me nuts.

[Shell Beau]

OMG!

:rofl:


:spank:

[AlCzervik]

10. "I'm not your bitch, BITCH!"

:o

[LostinVA]

18. She's Little Tiffany!!!

[Shell Beau]

4. I hereby nominate you as Mother of the Year. You deserve it just

for having 10 girls sleeping over. :wow:

Is this what I have to look forward too? x(

[AlCzervik]

8. we had 15 at pool party sleepover at my house, it was like the worst night ever.

i swear to god those 15 girls manage to remove at least 1000 gallons of water from my pool.

[LostinVA]

9. Bella will be worse, because she's be Daddy's Little Girl and spoiled to death

Plus, she'll be cute, so she'll get away with murder.

[LostinVA]

5. Dear God, woman -- are you insane?!

Oh wait...

[texanwitch]

6. You have the fun house where all the kids hangout.

My house is like that now but we have grownups who won't go home.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. The worst part? I lent out my Supernatural DVDs. I'm bereft.

[flvegan]

11. They shouldn't be stressing you out in your delicate condition.

[Shell Beau]

12. She should be ready to pop any minute, eh?

With 5 kids and all, you don't go the typical 9 months.

[flvegan]

13. I think they were expecting Christmas babies.

Little blessings to arrange a big party for every year while also prepping for Christmas.

How joyous.

[Shell Beau]

14. Aw! So sweet. Well I guess we can rule out a shower.

She can just get their gifts on Christmas. I sure hope Santa remembers all 5 of them.

[arcadian]

15. Week two?

Last thing I remember everybody was taking bets when the last one would leave.

[LostinVA]

19. I won

[Skittles]

16. you want I should kick some freak friend ass, Midlo?

lemme at the little bastids

[Midlodemocrat]

21. That would be epic, friend.