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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 02:41 PM
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Real Men Eat Steak and Eggs for Breakfast
and as long as real men smoke for flavor, they'll reach for Marlboro.

Welcome to Flavor Country!

(horses, cows, etc.)
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backtoblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 02:43 PM
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1. did you read that on a waffle house menu???
:evilgrin:
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MrSlayer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 02:45 PM
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2. Steak and eggs and eggs and steak.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 03:22 PM
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3. Real men have open heart surgery for lunch. nt
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 03:35 PM
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8. real men have open heart surgery,
laugh, then down a shot and smoke a camel.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:01 PM
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21. Real men give *themselves* open heart surgery
THEN down a shot and smoke a camel.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:06 PM
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23. you're a true american, buckaroo
we should saddle up and rustle some cattle.
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:10 PM
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27. After I'm done testing this branding iron on my own ass
The we can do some rustlin'
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 03:25 PM
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4. Did you confirm that here?
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:27 PM
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10. Once is enough, Dude!
:D

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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 09:05 PM
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32. mouse key was broken
:hide:
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 03:25 PM
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5. Did you confirm that here?
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NJmaverick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 03:25 PM
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6. Did you confirm that here?
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 03:34 PM
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7. Real men don't live as long as Real Women
Edited on Fri Jun-12-09 04:31 PM by CreekDog
:D
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:00 PM
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9. What?
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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:32 PM
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12. oops.
:hide: :rofl:
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:55 PM
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17. Too much syrup on them pancakes CD......nt
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:00 PM
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20. That's always been true...
...except for all the child-birth deaths before modern medicine, of course. Lately, the gap has become narrow because fewer men are in dangerous professions or do self-destructive things like smoke. On the other hand, women have long since joined men in those bad habits and in stressful jobs. Still, on average the women do live a bit longer.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:31 PM
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11. With fried potatoes on the side.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:33 PM
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13. that picture tastes like freedom
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:34 PM
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15. I love a heaping helping of freedom for breakfast.
The only thing missing is cheese. Lots and lots of cheese.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:43 PM
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16. and onions
onions, the garnish of a free people.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:09 PM
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25. Hollandaise sauce???
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:09 PM
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26. that's calf suet pardner
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:51 PM
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30. Yeah, right!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:33 PM
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14. I eat steak for breakfast on the orders of my
cardiologist. He favors a South Beach type of diet.

Works great so far - my blood sugar is way down, and steak beats the hell out of oatmeal.


mark
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:57 PM
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18. I don't smoke, but I do like steak and eggs. nt
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 04:58 PM
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19. And us fake men who can still perform keep your real wives happy while you are in the hospital.
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:08 PM
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24. real men prefer the company of other real men
just saying.
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:14 PM
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28. We'll keep them happier, too!
Until lunch time. :(
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:02 PM
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22. I guess real men get food coma after breakfast, too.
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 05:15 PM
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29. Real men don't need such unsubstantial stuff to establish their sordid masculinity
Edited on Fri Jun-12-09 05:15 PM by UndertheOcean
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-12-09 06:04 PM
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31. I've always found breakfast steak to be the utter garbage they couldn't sell the night before
a big slice of ham is where it's at
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