One more thing. My IRL friends suck.

[Midlodemocrat]

Their fucking kids are here, (most of them) and not one of the little fuckers has shown up or called me.

They suck.

[bigwillq]

1. Were they supposed to come?

:shrug:

[arcadian]

2. Sounds like they will soon know the meaning ofthe word gank

[DS1]

3. They're all banging headboards and knocking back wine

[LostinVA]

6. lol

[TZ]

4. Free babysitting!

I'm betting they know well enough to stay as far away from your house and you as possible tonight..They are probably all out partying themselves..:P

[johnnie]

5. Little fuckers?

Do you mean the kids or their fidget parents?

[KamaAina]

7. Is Danica Patrick one of them?

:P

(IRL also = Indy Racing League)

[madinmaryland]

14. Nice post, Jeff Gordon!

:P

[KamaAina]

15. That's NASCAR, genius

and a good day in NASCAR is any day that Wonderboy doesn't win! (in addition to just plain being annoying, he's also a Promise Keeper fundie)

[madinmaryland]

21. Danica Patrick will be in NASCAR next year! Jeff and all the other

"young guns" will be drooling over that!

[KamaAina]

22. In the words of the immortal Al Borland, "I don't think so, Tim!"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danica_Patrick#Formula_One_speculations

In the end of 2008, Patrick was scheduled to test for Formula One team Honda in November 2008, however this was ultimately called off due to the Honda F1 pullout. Future American F1 team USGPE has allegedly considered testing Patrick for 2010. However, Danica made a public statement at a news conference in West Allis, Wisconsin explaining she has not been contacted by anyone from the new American-based Formula One team and has no plans to leave the IndyCar Series.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. This is why I have dogs

They don't have parties.

[miss_american_pie]

9. It's your turn to be sober mom

:hi:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Like she's sober

[miss_american_pie]

11. Ok, she's least drunk mom

[Midlodemocrat]

12. It's ALWAYS my turn.

x(

[miss_american_pie]

13. Your friends suck

I'm always the least drunk mom, but that's just because "skinny bitches can't drink" as my friends so rudely informed me.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. "Skinny bitches can't drink"

That's news to me. I am an efficient alcohol processing machine.

[miss_american_pie]

18. I unfortunately am not

And yet they drag me along as the free drink lure anyhow. And it's all fun and games until I'm being carried out of a bar.

I must need more practice. ;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. I have practice and I'm Irish

I used to have more practice, though. Honestly, the amount I used to be able to consume and not be hung over was disturbing.

[miss_american_pie]

20. I have a friend like that

We're all trying very hard to turn over a new leaf. Or lime. Or something.

[mainegreen]

16. Pffft. I ditched all my IRL friends.

More trouble than they worth worth. Except one.

But they moved far away. :(


I'll pour out some of my forty for you. Well, maybe some of my tea, as I don't drink 40s.

[TZ]

23. Probably because of all

The bad advice you gavethem..:P

[mainegreen]

24. seriously. you think they'd be grateful

x(

[arcadian]

25. Are they still there it's almost 11:00pm

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Nope, the last one left at 9:14, I think

LostinVA won the pool.

[arcadian]

27. damn it, I had 9:54

x(

[Fleshdancer]

28. If lived close by, I would be there (drunk) to help

but I would also remind you ever 10 minutes how insane you are for inviting so many of them over at once. :scared:

[tabbycat31]

29. mine do too

n/t