hey how do I find a woodpecker?
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Mon Jun-01-09 09:11 PM
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hey how do I find a woodpecker?
Edited on Mon Jun-01-09 09:23 PM by Left Is Write
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Mon Jun-01-09 09:13 PM
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1. A penis made of wood, of course.
Edited on Mon Jun-01-09 09:14 PM by LostInAnomie
First thing that comes to my mind. edit: I thought your thread asked something else when I posted, but I'll leave my post anyway.
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Mon Jun-01-09 09:17 PM
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Mon Jun-01-09 09:21 PM
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5. DAMN!! That's a mghty big wood pecker!
Looks like it's having some kind of an outbreak though.
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Mon Jun-01-09 09:22 PM
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7. Its bark is worse than its bite, I'd guess
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Mon Jun-01-09 09:19 PM
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3. Go to sleep with your bedroom windows open
then try to sleep in later than normal. Worked for me. Oh, and make sure you have a fair number of trees on or near your property.
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Mon Jun-01-09 09:20 PM
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Edited on Mon Jun-01-09 09:20 PM by Wapsie B
dupe
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Mon Jun-01-09 09:44 PM
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there's bound to be one drilling away at his head. :P
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