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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 10:38 AM Original message |
Chopsticks = eating with a pair of knitting needles. |
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Lydia Leftcoast (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
1. But they're easy to use with the short-grain rice that is more common in Asia |
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HopeHoops (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 10:40 AM Response to Original message |
2. If you are trying to pick up Uncle Ben's fake rice one grain at a time, sure. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
3. I think if you eat with chopsticks when a fork is available you're pretty much an asshole |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 10:42 AM Response to Reply #3 |
4. ! |
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rcrush (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 10:45 AM Response to Reply #3 |
5. Especially when they act like its something they do all the time. |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:47 PM Response to Reply #5 |
22. aww I like to use them with Asian food. |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 10:57 AM Response to Reply #3 |
6. Forkophiles are the true assholes |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 11:14 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. 4Q2 |
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TommyO (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 11:16 AM Response to Reply #7 |
8. 4QMe? I hardly even know ye! |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:21 PM Response to Reply #6 |
12. Forkers aren't even close to being in the majority |
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RadiationTherapy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:22 PM Response to Reply #3 |
13. I would like to fashion some utensils that affix to the fingertips |
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DarkTirade (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
9. If the rice is the sticky kind, its very easy to eat with chopsticks. |
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NYCGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 11:18 AM Response to Original message |
10. I've heard that the Eastern cultures look down upon the use of knives and |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:17 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Exactly |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:27 PM Response to Reply #11 |
14. But ... Pie Hole Shoveling is what we do here in 'Murika! |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:30 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. Repressed pie shoveling is the reason the Japanese beat us at hot dog eating competitions |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:36 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. Just because you use chopsticks, doesn't mean you have to pray to a giant penis shrine |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:38 PM Response to Reply #16 |
18. You don't HAVE to, you GET to! |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:40 PM Response to Reply #18 |
19. If they are using chopsticks, are you sure it's really that big? |
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arbusto_baboso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:41 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. Ouch. I deserved that. |
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MajorChode (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 01:01 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. You walked right into it, I'm afraid |
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Lex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:38 PM Response to Original message |
17. Maybe chopsticks represent more than a way to shovel food into your mouth. |
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blogslut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:46 PM Response to Original message |
21. I have no trouble using them |
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Kali (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 01:02 PM Response to Reply #21 |
25. they make good bun pins for long hair too |
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Swede (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue May-26-09 12:53 PM Response to Original message |
23. You must be hungry. |
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