Is there anything dijon mustard is not good for?

[TK421]

I've been putting this stuff on hot dogs and burgers...and it's pretty good with chicken too! :9

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmannAYiwh0

[arbusto_baboso]

1. It's not so good as a topical cream for jock itch.

Not that I'm saying that from personal experience or anything. :nuke:

[HopeHoops]

3. Beats confusing the Ben Gay for the Prep H any day.

[arbusto_baboso]

8. Okay, I'll give you that one.

[HopeHoops]

11. Actually, that's from a real news story from the early 70's.

It was in the paper in the police log. An 80 year old man was streaking (back when it was popular). Apparently he had confused the tubes - put Ben Gay on his butt-parts. In pain, he ran out of his apartment and down the street. I'll assume he's dead by now so the pain has probably gone away.

[arbusto_baboso]

12. Holy. Freaking. God.

Just thinking about that makes me shudder.

[rug]

20. I beg to differ.

[HopeHoops]

2. breakfast cereal.

I don't think I need to elaborate on that.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Ice cream.

[struggle4progress]

5. Contrary to misleading rumors, it does not "sooth tired eyes" or "take the red out"

:grr:

[Bucky]

6. I could withstand waterboarding. But dijon mustard boarding me would make me confess

[arbusto_baboso]

7. That doesn't make you weak. Just human.

Now, you wanna talk truly horrific, try the tobaasco borading.

[AlCzervik]

9. it's the duct tape of the condiment world.

[arbusto_baboso]

10. But what is the condiment of the duct tape world?

[Bucky]

13. I'm gonna say the office staples you use to cuff your suit pants when the seam unravels.

Functional, but ugly.

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. It's certainly not a good replacement for diapers, space shuttles, or kidney transplant

[Rhythm]

15. Lube

:hide:

[surrealAmerican]

16. It will not remove stains from fine washables.

[NoPasaran]

17. Sub par results on patching dirigible leaks

[Ohio Joe]

18. Get a real mustard

One with horseradish!

[bluedigger]

19. Birth control.

[spindrifter]

21. I stopped using it to clean my glasses.

I wanted something that left them rose-colored.

[Shell Beau]

22. Maybe the opposite should be asked!

I can have a tiny bit of dijon every once in a while, but I am not a huge fan at all.

[undeterred]

23. Rinsing contact lenses.

[KamaAina]

24. Human consumption.

Ditto, any other form of mustard. :puke: :puke: :puke:

[TK421]

25. So nobody mentioned personal lubricant, huh?

I'm disappointed....

[LeftyMom]

26. Human consumption?

Ick.

[TK421]

28. Really?

:o

[LeftyMom]

27. Human consumption?

Ick.

[TK421]

29. Really?

:o