Save the life of your pet or....

[Withywindle]

...a smoker?


...a large person who takes up two airline seats?


...an Indigo Child?


...a 12-stepper?


...a circumsizer?


...someone who voted against Adam Lambert?


...Benjamin Linus? (As a child or as an adult?)


...an obsessive Susan Boyle fan?


...a teabagger?


...an anti-vaccine activist?


...a gun collector?


...a pro-porn feminist?

...any other stock character from a DU hot topic I'm missing?

[Robeson]

1. Someone who visits New York City to eat real Italian food at...

...the Olive Garden.

[Withywindle]

2. OMG, how could I forget that!

Also:


...a public breastfeeder


...a noisy, screaming, wild-running child in a plane or a nice restaurant?