ATTENTION. The latest MidloFetus report.

[Lyric]

The Official Midlo Fetus Tally is up to EIGHT, which brings Midlo into OctoMidlo range. It's time to call in the media, folks. This is HUGH news.

Also being reported: one of the fetii is refusing all umbilical nutrition and insisting upon a 100% vegan diet. Obviously, Midlo needs to eat a LOT more vegans. Stay tuned.

(baton pass to flvegan)

[LeftyMom]

1. Smart kid. Vegans are fucking delicious.

[Lyric]

2. I've never tried one, personally, but I will totally take your word for it. +1

[flvegan]

3. Somewhere, a woman named Brenda just quit one of her clients.

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Oh, Puleez. She loves me.

Not only do I pay her very well, I give her anything and everything out of the house that she wants. I'm a veritable Target.

[Lyric]

6. Wow--Brenda's a vegan?

I KNEW IT!

[Midlodemocrat]

4. I have bunco tonight. AND??? I"m going. AND??? I"m gonna get wasted.

Take that, haters.


:rofl:

[Lyric]

7. You are Late To The Party as usual.

Is Bunco the name you chose for VeganFetus? Really, I thought you'd come up with something MUCH more original, like Tempeh or Seitan. Sooooo predictable. You ought to be ashamed.

:P