help me come up with a nickname

[datasuspect]

i used to call my penis "secret" because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman (in my particular circumstances).

lil' help?

[PassingFair]

1. How about "Secrete"...sounds more European. n/t

[datasuspect]

2. zekretigkeit, maybe

[PassingFair]

6. OK, how about "Fling"

Idiot advertising men think women will
"take you to bed and eat you"!

http://www.flingchocolate.com/

[Richardo]

3. "Irish Spring"?

Of course you have to get a woman to say "Manly yes, but I like it too."

[Bunny]

8. !!

:spray:

:rofl:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

4. Why can't you keep it

Secret? Did the Word get out?

[datasuspect]

5. sometimes change is a good thing

[HopeHoops]

7. Champ

[datasuspect]

11. Butch Scorpio?

[Sugarcoated]

9. Uncle Salty

[no name no slogan]

10. What are you, 13?

The only guys I know who nicknamed their dick grew out of it by the time they got to puberty.

[datasuspect]

13. 12 and a half if you must know

i think you talking to me right now about my weiner violates some ordinance in some jurisdickshun

[no name no slogan]

14. Dammit. I really can't afford another trip to jail

I shouldn't have done that insider trading :P

[Parche]

12. Degree

much better