CAPTION the defender against all things furry

[underpants]

Da DA DaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

[Search Party]

1. W: Defender of Pavement!

[Semi_subversive]

2. I think I forgot to wipe

[underpants]

3. Sashay to the right..................

:bounce:

[skip fox]

4. W. is "thinking": "WOW! Today, I'm going to mime my press conference!"

Or maybe play Charades and Statues at the same time. . . . Guess what I am now. . . . Give up? . . . A tripod, silly. . . . Now guess. . . . Want a hint? . . . Look at the shadow. . . . Yeah, I'm a fire hydrant! Or maybe a missile. Wow. This is great!"

[zbdent]

5. Wait a minute, I'm not supposed to go near those things.

KARRRRRRRRRL!!!

[XNASA]

6. w*'s inner monologue sez: "Damn, Uncle Karl's got his hand...

...so far up my ass, that everytime I come out of a meeting with him, I can't get my knees together for at least 4 hours."

[Drifter]

7. Tribbles ...

I think thats what they where called. Wheres Kirk.

Cheers
Drifter

[northofdenali]

8. Ya put your right foot in, you take your uh...........................

Karl? Help?

[wysimdnwyg]

9. Hail!

I am "Captain Defender from Terrism!" Defending 'Murika from all that is evil. (Except corporations robbin' people. 'Cause that's who pays me. Can't do nuthin' to those fellas.)

Stand back, or I will unleash my plans for nukular domi... donima... domni... Damn! <Dah-mi-nay-shun. That's it.> I will unleash my plans for nukular domination.

[cosmicdot]

10. W 'jumps the shark' shadow

[allalone]

11. HOLY COW

His true self is showing as his shadow. It looks just like a shark.

[peekaloo]

12. *drug haze* Why are all them little Buckingham Palace guards blockin'

my way?

[BringEmOn]

13. When I count to three....draw!

one...uh..uh..two...