CONFESS!!!! What dirty little secret do you have hidden away from your teenage years

[LynneSin]

Aka topless pics like Carrie Prejean.

Me - I was pulled over by a PA State policeman because I mooned him.

Oh I once shoplifted about 6 of these - I love these snacks!!

[arbusto_baboso]

1. I once stole the magnetic sign off the side of a security company car.

While a security guard was sleeping inside the car!

[HopeHoops]

2. I once wrote "Return to Sender" on an empty Coke can (over the address)...

... and put it in a mailbox. Statute of limitations has run out.

[Bertha Venation]

3. Some guy once came onto me by asking

"would you make love with the king of England?"

I didn't have the heart to tell him I'd sooner make love with the queen

And I have never told that story until just now.

:bounce:

[JitterbugPerfume]

4. If I told you, I'd have to kill you

and besides I wasn't a teen ager --I was 40!

[guitar man]

5. my senior year of HS

A guy moved in two houses down that drove a beer delivery truck for a living. He parked it in front of his house one night with some inventory on board. Big mistake....it was one hell of a party! :rofl:

[SacredCow]

7. That's not a "dirty little secret"

That's a "shout from the rooftops" case of the planets aligning perfectly!

[guitar man]

16. I guess it was :)

That dumbass still had 10 cases and 3 kegs on board and a flimsy little padlock that was no match for my bolt cutters!! :rofl:

[SacredCow]

17. Hoooooo-Boy!!!!!

I'd have been MEGA stupid drunk with THAT much free beer!

My best score of that type was when I was working at Albertsons and was collecting carts from the lot. Somebody forgot about the 2 cases of beer in the bottom of the cart, and one little detour to my car later... :)

[guitar man]

20. we were shitfaced

we suddenly gained a whole bunch of "friends" overnight to boot :D

[driver8]

6. One of my friends and I stole 12 record albums from a store one day after school.

I also got caught by a NY State Trooper smoking pot in a parked car at a high school basketball game. Luckily, my friend who had the pot took off running so the trooper couldn't find anything to charge us with.

[LeftyMom]

8. I got oral at the prom. Not after prom, AT THE PROM.

I win.

[SacredCow]

10. Hella-Epic!!!!

:applause:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

53. I had to wait until after

[SacredCow]

9. When I was a senior in HS....

I befriended a freshman who was a known hoodlum. Nice kid, he was- and when I mentioned that I wanted a new Zippo lighter in either chrome or matte black, well.... he stole them BOTH for me!

And every morning before school, we'd drive up to some convenience store for "supplies" (gum, candy, cigarettes- whatever), and the kid would just rob the place blind- he was a master of shoplifting! I shudder to think where he is now....

[Inchworm]

11. Gah!

Cheryl, is that you?

:*

[SacredCow]

18. No- Wrong gender!

:rofl:

[Inchworm]

21. Sly?

:rofl:

oops.

:hug: :)

[taterguy]

12. My first rock concert was Rush

And I liked it

:blush:

[SacredCow]

14. It's not your fault....

The burning herb around you messed you up, man....

[LynneSin]

22. Mine was Shaun Cassidy and I hated it

#2 was David Bowie and #3 was Yes

[wickerwoman]

27. Mine was Vanilla Ice.

Saw him at a state fair and sang along.

You've got nothing to be embarrassed about.

[LynneSin]

41. Oh I thought Shaun Cassidy was bad

I now know there are worse shames

[PassingFair]

42. Mine was Peter Frampton...and the "dream weaver", Gary Wright.

I liked it, but I don't like crowds,
so I never got that geeked about concerts.

My 13-year old has already been to about
10 or 12 concerts...she drives me NUTS.

[carlyhippy]

119. mine was.....Ted Nugent.....and I got a eyefull when he swung out wearing his loincloth

[DarkTirade]

13. I was a boring teenager.

I don't have any crazy stories. :(

[fizzgig]

28. same here

but it was mostly because i was dating the most tight-assed guy ever.

[Blue_Tires]

39. +1

i had a temper and was thrown out of a basketball game once, but that's about it...

[Inchworm]

15. By the time I graduated HS...

I had probably experimented with every known "recreational" drug that was available at that time.

:smoke:

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Not enough bandwidth.

[sasquatch]

30. Don't worry, the statute of limitations has run out on that robbery of the largest wine distributer

in Connecticut.
:P

[HopeHoops]

23. My friends and I switched two MG Midgets one night.

It was pretty easy, they don't weigh anything. They were almost identical. We passed each other on the corner and put them in the opposite parking spaces. Unfortunately, none of us witnessed what must have been dual confusion, but both were gone when we got home from school. Still, it was a good prank.

Turning the VW Bug sideways in the mall parking lot was also fun - only took 8 of us.

[struggle4progress]

35. In 1955 or so, my aunt caught a group of kids lifting her car from its parking place on the street

to put it on the sidewalk. They were very busy when she arrived at her parking place, and she saw no reason to interrupt their efforts. When they had the car positioned on the sidewalk where they wanted it, she congratulated them on their achievement, pointed out that she couldn't put the car back by herself, and asked them nicely if they would please restore it to its original location so she could go about her day. They obliged, and everyone left in a happy mood

[SPKrazy]

24. I nevah did anything wrong....

well not exactly...

I dunnno, secrets? Not many secrets...

[MrSlayer]

25. Let's just say it's damn good thing we didn't have cell cams and you tube back then.

Else my crew and I might still be in prison.

[intheflow]

32. I'm with you there!

I shudder to think what YouTube video would be up of me if everyone had a video phone back in my day!

[Lucian]

26. Ha.

It's too dirty even for this place.

[jobycom]

29. Hardly any. I was very well-behaved, usually, but when I wasn't, well...

I can't talk about those times.

[quakerboy]

31. I skipped nearly a month of school, consecutively.

I had wisdom teeth pulled, and milked the holy hell out of it. Truth was I ate corn nuts later that day, and never had any problems.

I enjoyed sitting behind the stoned kid after the lunch period when he went home and got totally baked. It was fun to ever so slowly tilt his desk backward until eventually he was laying on his back on the ground, and still didn't know what the hell had happened.

Theres more, but most I refuse to share with anyone but my wife.

[FloridaJudy]

33. I started a chapter of the SDS

In my high school. I was also one of those responsible for rewiring the PA system to make farting noises, manic laughter and cries of passion during Assembly. Proud nerdette - or should that be nerdess?

[struggle4progress]

34. I might know who blew out the school sewer pipes. I really had nothing to do with it,

aside from unintentionally giving the kid an idea about how to go about it, in a conversation that involved absolutely no criminal intent on my part: the kid said, Well, what would happen if?, and I said, No, that's not a good idea because!, and some time later I heard about the pipes, and the gossip was! but actually I never had any definite knowledge, and I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations expired years ago, though I was always relieved nobody ever asked me about it

Mostly stuff like that, involving hearsay about low-grade felonies by this or that acquaintance, some of whom apparently had the tendency to go off half-cocked twenty minutes before or after I had bumped into them

[Rabrrrrrr]

36. I masturbated once.

[LynneSin]

37. just once - that's it

I think there's more to it

[annonymous]

38. I was a troubled teen.

I went to college tailgate parties where the guys would try to get me drunk. I avoided anything alcoholic at these functions and mainly went to get something to eat. My parents didn't provide lunch on weekends so I was on my own if I wanted food. I also did a bit of shoplifting as well. I got kicked out of Young Life for fighting. I also got kicked off the school bus for three days for getting into a fight over a seat. I also got caught violating the school's drug policy for having iboprufen. I refused to keep my Motrin in the school nurse's office.

[TZ]

40. Honestly? Nothing.

I was a pretty boring teenager. It was my two sisters who kept getting into trouble...

[Arugula Latte]

43. I was boring, too. I got nuthin' -- except good grades.

:P

[TK421]

44. Handi-snacks=ultimate stoner food

can't blame you for that one! I really don't have any interesting stories...high school was a pretty boring time for me

[LynneSin]

45. Yeah but I've never smoked dope in my lifetime

I was drunk off my ass, yes. But never stoned.

[BeachBaby]

46. Rutgers frat guys paid me money to make out with a girl.

I was 19 - just finishing up my first year of college. And I really needed the money.

[TZ]

47. .

Over/under on pevs demanding visual evidence of this: 5! ;)

[LynneSin]

48. I'll take the over - they're all pevs - the guys AND the lesbians will demand it

nuff said!

[no name no slogan]

49. When I was at Rutgers, I paid some chick $5 to make out with another chick

For only $5, it was the best money I ever spent.

[BeachBaby]

68. Interesting. That's exactly how much each guy chipped in.

Came to a total of $300. Suzanne and I split it.

[SacredCow]

50. Oh, this won't go un-noticed....

Brave, you are, to post this amongst all of the lounge pevs...

:popcorn:

[TZ]

54. Oh I can't wait for a certain irrational number

to find this...:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

71. Believe me - he already knows.

[TZ]

72. *disappointed*

I guess that makes sense. Well, I can always hope for Doc Strange finding this thread..:P

[CreekDog]

99. Dr. Strange is turning it into a Chick Tract

:think:

[BeachBaby]

105. Yikes! If he does, I'm kicking your ass.

:7

[CreekDog]

77. he probably asked for video!

:rofl: :evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

79. We were on the phone when I offered this skeleton in my closet.

And IIRC, his response was "This revelation is absolutely useless without pics!"

[CreekDog]

81. I want to see the Swatch

I had one of those back then. :rofl:

[BeachBaby]

91. It wasn't mine. It was another girl's watch. I just remember it was neon pink.

God, how lame was that shit. :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

86. Where the hell is he?

We'll pool our resources for a replay!

[BeachBaby]

87. His life is in a state of madness until next week.

Working and getting the house ready to sell.

[TZ]

88. Took you long enough to find it!

And I'm not accepting that "its finals time" lame excuse from you! :P :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

89. Tomorrow's the last one!

I am SO ready for this semester to be over!

[TZ]

90. Congrats!

That means you should be around for all the depraved details from my meetup in Minnesota this time next week..Naked table dancing anyone?! :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

95. Well, thanks to a certain MN State order...

no.

Minnesotans can be so unforgiving.

[BeachBaby]

70. Nah. It wasn't any huge deal, really.

She and I had known each other for a long time. These dudes were plastered and throwing money every which way.

One minute - standing up. We were timed on someone's Swatch Watch while another one of my friends held the money.

[flvegan]

73. Were there "wandering hands" ????

[BeachBaby]

78. If you mean "tongues", then yes.

[SacredCow]

74. Loving that you had to throw in the detail of the Swatch....

Which means that in all likelihood, you were probably wearing at least ONE of the following; a sweatshirt with an oversized neck off of the shoulder, a Benetton shirt, Guess Jeans (or perhaps a Guess mini-skirt?), Tretorn shoes, Chuck Taylors (possibly in a neon color), a banana clip in your hair, or (and I'll stop here) an add-a-bead necklace.

Tell me I'm wrong!!!!

:rofl:

[BeachBaby]

83. I know I had one of those "Flashdance" off the shoulder tops on, with a tanktop underneath.

It was a Banana Republic top. That much I remember. Some sort of designer jeans - probably Gitano. Big hair. Makes sense - it was 1988. :7

[TZ]

84. No Jordache jeans?

I'm like totally no fashion ever but even *I* had Jordache Jeans...:)

[BeachBaby]

85. I didn't like Jordache. I liked Gitano, Sassoon and Sergio Valente.

:)

[SacredCow]

92. Around here, for the ladies, it just HAD to be Guess jeans....

Not so much for the guys, though- it seemed that THE designer jeans of choice for guys were Girbaud.

[SacredCow]

93. Ah, 1988....

I can almost smell the Aqua-Net fumes coming from the girl's restroom again!!!

:crazy:

[TZ]

94. Heh. My mom LOVED Aqua-Net.

I smelled it everyday. I can still see the aqua blue can with the netting on it....

[BeachBaby]

96. LOL! Yep - AquaNet hairspray and whatever brand mousse.

The bigger, the better - starting at the roots. :)

[SacredCow]

97. What about bows?

Did you "north of the Manson/Nixon line" gals do the bow thing?

[BeachBaby]

98. No. No bows.

But banana clips were all the rage!

[SacredCow]

101. There were a LOT of bows down here at that time....

In 1988, I was still in High School (graduated in 1989), but I spent a lot of time at LSU (my sister was there, getting me into frat/sorority parties, or other assorted troubles)... High School, I can understand, but to see the college girls running around with big, honkin' pink bows in their hair looked a little strange to me.

[TZ]

102. We had the big black lacey Madonna type bows though...

I never wore one but my little sister LOVED them....

[BeachBaby]

103. In 1988?

I remember that style being huge in 1984 - but it faded out quickly.

[TZ]

104. I did say my younger sister...

She wore them for a looong time. She preferred them over banana clips, although she used those as well.

[SacredCow]

106. The Madonna look was never a big thing here....

It seemed more like the girls here wanted to look more "cutesy" (for lack of a better word) than anything else. Hence, big, pink (often polka-dotted) bows.

[TZ]

107. Yeah. I know what you are talking about

That kind of cutsey thing really never caught on up here. I saw plenty of hair bows in the eighties but never polka dotted ones...

[BeachBaby]

109. Yeah, we didn't do "cutesy". We did "slutty".

:rofl:

[SacredCow]

110. Hehehehe....

There was (and is) and all-girls Catholic school down the street from my High School (which was the public Magnet and Performing Arts School). The girls at St. Joseph's were (in)famous for their.... errrrrr... ummmmmmmm... willingness to please... And they were, by far, the biggest offenders in the cutesy bow market.

[flvegan]

55. Behave, flvegan. Behave.

[LynneSin]

58. Why start behaving now

People will think someone hacked your DU account

[TZ]

61. Do you have swine flu?

Thats gotta be the only reason I can think of for you to even want to behave...:shrug:

[Soylent Brice]

51. i helped a friend make bongs out of one of those water cooler jugs.

him and another friend got busted smoking out of them in an abandoned house behind mine. i was asleep at the time. if i hadn't overslept i would have been arrested with them.

to give you an idea what i'm talking about:



one we named naganjasaki, and the other we named hirochiba.

they were maginificent. only got to use one of them once. had to make sure they worked, and that everything was sealed where it needed to be.

[LeftyFingerPop]

52. When I was 17, I ate the crotch out of a dead burro...

WITHOUT ketchup.

[kwassa]

56. "borrowed" a car without permission and drove it to Woodstock.

It belonged to my friend's parents, who were away on vacation in the other car.

It would have not been that big a deal had the car not lost it's clutch on the return journey, and we were stranded in King of Prussia, PA, rest stop with no cash left .....

ah, the sixties.

and I am in this picture:

http://images.google.com/hosted/life/f?q=Hippies+source:life&imgurl=26067f2a22070cd4

[Inchworm]

57. Neat story

:)

And you have it stored in a photo. Too cool.

:yourock:

[LeftyFingerPop]

59. Gave my pet hamster a hickey.

[LynneSin]

60. Santorum was right - this gay thing WILL lead to humans and animals co-habitating!!!

:hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

62. We didn't co-habitate. It was just a fling.

[flvegan]

63. I have no "dirty little secrets" from any of my years.

I'm an angel.

O8)

[TZ]

64. Thats it. I'm calling a doctor--delirium and delusion has set in...

:rofl:
If you are an angel, then the Nats are World Series contenders...:P

[LynneSin]

65. That's it, I'm alerting - your account was hacked by someone

because we know the real flvegan has plenty of dirty secrets to share.

[MissMillie]

66. none... I was a goody-two-shoes

Seriously

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

67. I am as pure as the driven snow

I am untainted by drugs and sex, and have never committed any illegal activity.

[LynneSin]

111. I've seen snow from New Jersey - it's made of water that is politiced and acid

so fess up ya freeper!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

117. Not the snow where I live in NJ

I am as pure as a snowflake.

[Roon]

69. I can't believe that I am going to tell you all this

But when I was 13-years-old...me and a buddy got caught stealing rubbers from a grocery store..DOH!!!! I could have DIED!!!!! My Mother still laughs about it.

[LynneSin]

112. Ok I'll bite - did you have any reason to use them??!!

I mean I could see stealing them if you were about to get a bit of something-something **wink**, **wink**. But if you stole them just to say you stole something - how sad =(.

[Roon]

116. Hell no..we just knew they were kind of taboo

we weren't going to have any use for them.

[mikeiddy]

75. I put a large frozen fish

in a night deposit slot at a bank on the beginning of a long summer weekend.

That was a very bad thing to do.

[LynneSin]

114. I put tampons covered with ketchup all over my ex-boyfriend's car

so don't feel bad.

We also put a maxi-pad with ketchup on it stuck to a stopsign that was there for 6 months before someone took it down.

[Deep13]

76. I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

And that train keeps on rolling, I hang my head and cry.

[CreekDog]

80. I had a Swatch in the 1980's

I loved that thing. I lost it at the waterslides. :cry:

[TZ]

82. Why does that not surprise me that your "confession"

is totally lame, CreekPuppy! :rofl:

[insanity]

100. I took shots of rum before healthclass freshman year

[Arkansas Granny]

108. I was such a goody two shoes in high school that I have nothing to confess.

[Strong Atheist]

113. ...

:hide:

[LeftyFingerPop]

115. I french kissed the CPR dummy while giving it mouth to mouth health class .

[joneschick]

118. made "special" brownies in Home Ec class

that was always raided by hungry jocks.

[carlyhippy]

120. I was constantly going out with other guys without my boyfriend knowing

hey, he wanted to party instead of taking me to the movies, so I found someone else who would....