My Big Mac did not have sesame seeds on the bun.

[Midlodemocrat]

Who do I see about that? I'm pissed.

[NightWatcher]

1. call 911

[Midlodemocrat]

12. I did. The police just left. Something about 'improper usage of 911'

what the fuck ever that means. :shrug:

[NightWatcher]

14. on a side note. what do sesame seeds grow into? I've never seen a sesame tree

[petronius]

35. Call again - ask for some cops who know how to do their fucking jobs!

Remind the dispatcher that you pay their salaries...

[KamaAina]

39. That only works in Flori-duh

:P

[Symarip]

2. Do sesame seeded buns really taste that different?

I can never tell what sensation is the sesame seed.

[rcrush]

3. They get you high as fuck.

Them seeds are hardcore.

[CreekDog]

6. i don't know but they make a big difference!

:rant:

[Orrex]

4. Call Burger King. They'd love to run with a story like this.

[TZ]

5. Time to contact...

Your bunco fight club buddies. This means war! :hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Hmm. I DO have bunco tomorrow night.

[madinmaryland]

7. Why do you hate yourself?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. Well, I'm still plotting revenge against Burger King

At least twice a week, I go through the drive-through and get a BK Veggie burger with no mayo and cheese, onions, and pickles added.

Last Friday, I get it back to my office and I unwrap it to find nothing on it but onions and pickles. I want to track down that fucker and kill them.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I stopped going to Burger King because their iced tea sucks.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. There's nothing I can eat at McDonald's except for their Iced Tea

But even if there was stuff I could eat, there is no McDonald's near by office. Just a bunch of local places, and a Burger King.

[Incitatus]

11. You should call the cops

[no name no slogan]

15. Time for a lawsuit

:thumbsup:

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Already in the works, plus Dateline NBC just left.

:thumbsup:

[no name no slogan]

21. Dateline just left?

Have a seat over there, Midlo.

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Yup. Apparently that douche Chris Hanson said it wasn't 'newsworthy'.

What a fucking hack.

[no name no slogan]

25. He wouldn't know a good story if it kicked him in the marble bag

Douche indeed.

[flvegan]

16. You had the Big Mick from McDowell's, obviously.

[johnnie]

18. .

:popcorn:



Here we go...........

[Midlodemocrat]

19. Move over and give me some.

:rofl:

I really did just have a Big Mac. Had to get iced tea and I was starving.

[dembotoz]

20. forgot to say "open sesame"

[msanthrope]

22. Are you in Florida? Call 911. They're used to it . Other parts of

the country might be a little more touch and go.....

[WildEyedLiberal]

23. That's bullshit

I was going to suggest calling 911 but someone beat me to the punch.

Seriously though, that's bullshit. What's next, no special sauce????!!?

[JVS]

26. Were you at MacDowell's?

His buns have no seeds.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. Roddy MacDowell? The planet of the apes guy?

[Jamastiene]

28. Call and ask to speak to the manager.

Before you do, load a video of the commercial that lists ALL the ingredients of a Big Mac (except the Thousand Island Dressing that they pretend is some great secret), then rattle off all the ingredients of what a Big Mac is supposed to be to the manager.

After that, tell him, what you actually got was, and list all the ingredients again except the sesame seed bun. Say it was a plain, boring bun, no fun.

Tell him you feel so cheated. In most cases, they'll offer you a free one and get their best grease jockey to fix you the free one. The free one will, in most cases, be as close to what you see in the picture as you'll EVER get.

I know how to shake down the fast food places when they shit me. :evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

29. Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a SESAME SEED BUN.!!!!!

Back when I was in high school, they had a contest if you could say that within a set period of time you got a free one.

I could say the entire thing in under a second, so yeah, we ate a lot of those suckers.


:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

32. Wow, I bow to you.

:applause:

You got me wanting a Big Mac today. :9

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

43. LostinVA talks about doing that, too

You guys are old.

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

44. Oh, no kidding. I'm way older than her.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. Yep, she does

I'm not sure how old she said she was when that was out, though.

[SoxFan]

30. CALL CONGRESS RIGHT FUCKING NOW1!1!

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Now, THIS is the correct response.

[applegrove]

33. Was it a Mac Wrap? Cause those don't have seeds on them.

[Midlodemocrat]

34. Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a SESAME SEED BUN.!!!!!

[rug]

36. How special was the sauce?

[Midlodemocrat]

38. It tasted suspicously like Thousand Island dressing, but I am probably imagining that.

[old mark]

37. Call a lawyer, tell him it's McDonalds you want to sue...nt

[Bucky]

40. I have sesame seeds on my buns

RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!11!

[BeachBaby]

41. Susan Boyle would have given you the right bun.

Just sayin'.

[Midlodemocrat]

42. She sure as shit would have. AND sung to me through the drive through microphone.

Bastids.

[Lil Missy]

46. That's inexcusable. Time to buy a gun.

[LisaL]

47. The end of the world must be near.