A classic CAPTION

[Fenris]

"And I stand here today confident that I will in no way regret this a few months from now."

[terrya]

1. "Naw. This isn't going to bite me in the ass!"

[BurtWorm]

2. "Pay no attention to that sign back there. That has nothing to do with

Iraq. That has to do with this plot we have to trap Democrats into thinking we were talking about Iraq, when in fact, the mission we are accomplishing is getting them to think we think the Iraq mission is accomplished. Get it? We're really clever bastards, aren't we?"

[President_G_W_Bush]

3. I distinctly remember thinking to myself

"What a pretty banner"

Whee! That was fun.

I flew the airplane ALL BY MYSELF, too!

[slinkerwink]

7. did you get a bag of peanuts too?

[skip fox]

4. "And I wanta thank my Dad and my Mom and Jeb and Clem (opps!

Nevermind Clem. I just didn't say it is all!) and thank the Spitzers from next door for not minding what I used to do to their dog (oppps. Never mind about the Spitzers' snouzer! I never really care about him anyway. It was just what I did until my Dad caught me, and . . . well, just never mind), and the little girl in 4th grade who used to let me look down the back of her blouse (opps. . . ."

[underpants]

5. His mission to lie us into occupying Iraq was accomplished

Liar.

[Whitacre D_WI]

6. Mission Accomplished -- but the Beat Goes On!

[skip fox]

8. Come on, DU! Where are the CAPTIONS of yesteryear?

etc.

Has everyone gone "CAPTION soft" while I was away???

Let's get with it, troops. (Or the Ruskies could take the high road to the CAPTION territory.)

[cosmicdot]

9. W: I just happen to have the words mission accomplished

in front of me to read to ya'll and the cameras, and the words just happen to be on that sign up there behind me ... am I lucky, or what? ... before I go on, I would like to thank the teletubbies for being here today ...

[allalone]

11. LMAO

this is tooo funny

[LionInWinter]

10. Have we screwed up everything?

1) the economy - check
2) civil liberties - check
3) the environment - check
4) world security - check

Well I'll be damned! It is MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!