F*

[baldguy]

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "f*". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. "F*" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John f*ed Mary) and intransitive (Mary was f*ed by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a f*), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a f*), an adverb (Mary is f*ing interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific f*). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is f*ing beautiful) or an interjection (F*! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, f* she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "f*".

More f*ing uses for the word "f*":

Greetings: "How the f* are ya?"
Fraud: "I got f*ed by the car dealer."
Resignation: "Oh, f* it!"
Trouble: "I guess I'm f*ed now."
Aggression: "F* YOU!"
Disgust: "F* me."
Confusion: "What the f*.......?"
Difficulty: "I don't understand this f*ing business!"
Despair: "F*ed again..."
Pleasure: "I f*ing couldn't be happier."
Displeasure: "What the f* is going on here?"
Lost: "Where the f* are we."
Disbelief: "UNF*ING BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation: "Up your f*ing ass!"
Denial: "I didn't f*ing do it."
Perplexity: "I know f* all about it."
Apathy: "Who really gives a f*, anyhow?"
Suspicion: "Who the f* are you?"
Panic: "Let's get the f* out of here."
Directions: "F* off."
Disbelief: "How the f* did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description: "He's a f*ing asshole."
It can be used to tell time: "It's five f*ing thirty."
It can be used in business: "How did I wind up with this f*ing job?"
It can be maternal: "Mother f*er."
It can be political: "F* George Bush!"


Famous "f*s" in throughout history...

"What the f* was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the f* is all this water coming from?" - Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real f*ing gun." - John Lennon

"Who's gonna f*ing find out?" - Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to f*ing roll." - Anne Boleyn

"Let the f*ing woman drive." - Commander of Space Shuttle

"What f*ing map?" - "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any f*ing idiot could understand that." - Albert Einstein

"It does so f*ing look like her!" - Picasso

"How the f* did you work that out?" - Pythagoras

"You want what on the f*ing ceiling?" - Michaelangelo

"F* a d*." - Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its f*ing there!" - Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna f*ing rain?" - Joan of Arc

"Scattered f*ing showers my ass." - Noah