PSA for women. The latest scam. Don't show them your tits!

[Lil Missy]

The latest scam is men going door to door, warning of a particularly nasty outbreak of Lyme Disease due to an overpopulation of ticks in the area.

They are offering free breast inspections to women, to determine whether they are infected. So you must undress down to the waist.

Don't fall for this! It's a SCAM! They just want to see your tits!

Concerned men, please warn your mates. And women, please pass on this urgent warning to every female you know.

Whew! I hope I warned you in time.

[Lil Missy]

1. Please keep this kicked. I'd hate to see women fall for this.

[Dr. Strange]

14. That makes one of us.

[TZ]

17. Yes. Note to ladies of the lounge

Dr. Strange's doctorate in boobology is NOT a real medical degree....:evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

18. I am a doctor!

You WILL respect my authoritie!

[TZ]

20. Nice Post, Dr. Cartman!

:rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

21. Hey!

[Lil Missy]

25. Oh dear!!

:rofl:

[Arugula Latte]

2. They came to my door, but I didn't fall for their little ploy!

I took off my pants instead. That showed 'em.

:P

[bluesbassman]

3. I guess you did!

:spray:

[Lil Missy]

4. I didn't think of that. Hindsight is always better than foresight.

x(

[Lil Missy]

5. Series!

*sigh*

[petronius]

6. Good point. A genuine Lyme disease checkup would require a complete disrobing

The lack of thoroughness is the mark of the scammer...

[Lil Missy]

7. Indeed! And a vaginal exam, at least!

I'm sure glad I didn't fall for this SCAM. I caught my mother just in time too.

Whew!

[Sen. Walter Sobchak]

8. Best. Commercial. Ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ytMx7irm-c

[Lil Missy]

9. Yuk.

[Lil Missy]

10. Quiz later.

That is all.

[Jamastiene]

11. They didn't make me undress...

cuz I wuz already nekkid. :P

[Lil Missy]

12. I always throw on clothes to answer the door. Scares the postman, ya know.

:P

[SalmonChantedEvening]

13. Oh great

I finally get a job that pays well and has awesome perks...

:hide:

[rug]

15. Er . . . what about those folks who are offering free prostate exams?

:yoiks:

[AngryAmish]

16. and those free mustache rides are not what you think!

[BeachBaby]

19. Damn. I wish I had seen this yesterday.

[Dr. Strange]

22. Bwhahaha!

What has been seen cannot be unseen!

Hahahahaha!


But, can it be reseen?

Please?

[Lil Missy]

24. Oh no! I was afraid a few women slipped through the cracks.

:P

[hunter]

23. Tell them you do testicular exams and kick them in the crotch.

As they fall to your porch step writhing and moaning, say, "Yep, you have testicles!" and close the door.

[Dangerously Amused]

26. You think I'd catch on after the first few times.

God, I always play the fool.

:banghead:

Oh, wait. I'm an exhibitionist. Never mind, we're good.

:woohoo:

[Critters2]

27. Please tell me there aren't people falling for this. nt

[Lil Missy]

30. Never know. Remember the dentist who insisted some lady be topless for a dental exam?

She fell for it. I don't recall all the details, but I think the dentist lost his license over that.

[Shell Beau]

28. Oh no! That wasn't a free inspection?

Shit! I got got!

[WCGreen]

29. Damn, now I'm Ticked off...