Last night, Barack Obama broke into my house and took all of my guns

[Orrex]

And then he made a quick getaway to Baghdad.

Between this and his failure to deliver on his Free Ice Cream Fridays promise, I'm starting to question my vote for him.

[TZ]

1. Has he stolen all the white women in your neighborhood yet?

I seem to remember that one of your neighbors was sure that was gonna happen...:rofl:

[Orrex]

3. It wasn't just my neighborhood--it was nationwide!

Frankly, I'm surprised that you haven't already been contacted by the miscegenation committee for your assignment.

[Jamastiene]

2. I'm still waiting for my tie dyed pink & violet unicorn.

:bounce:

[Orrex]

4. I must have missed that campaign stop

Can't go wrong with a tie dyed pink & violet unicorn!

[Deep13]

5. So how is he going to make us a Communist state AND an Islamic state?

Aren't the two mutually exclusive?

[Orrex]

7. Why do you hate Islammunism?

Our re-educators will be arriving promptly to straighten you out.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. That's nothing. He teabagged me!

[Orrex]

8. Was that before or after you teabagged him?

Apparently, that's the cental issue.