Didn't I hear this joke on a "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" movie? (Woman shows up at a wake with a beer)

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MAGNOLIA, Ark. — Sheriff's deputies say a Texas woman started a brawl at a wake in Arkansas when she arrived with a beer can in her hand.

Anna Sindelar, 52, of Splendora, Texas, faces a third-degree domestic battery charges, as does Cynthia J. Hall, 46, of Magnolia, over the fight March 29. Deputies say Sindelar arrived at the Christies Chapel Church with a beer can in hand and that she refused to leave.

Sindelar allegedly grabbed a man by the face, leaving scratch marks on his lower right cheek and causing him to bleed. Hall, the man's mother, then allegedly slapped Sindelar and kicked another woman in the chest.

A sheriff's report claims Sindelar became "passively aggressive" with deputies and said that "no backwood country cop" was going to take her to jail.

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/tx/6357721.html