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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 05:53 PM
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A smile for the night - A short story...
of a longer story...

in a unique way...

Bobby McFerrin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1mvfzoHm9g

:hi:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:20 PM
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1. Hambone
The Champ :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnrlzc39edM

Closer to Home (I've met Doc 10s of times)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJYInQbb4b0

He's been been around the world and a'goin again!

You better leave Hambone alone though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4EO0bUrDBo

:D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:23 PM
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2. You can read a paper..
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:26 PM
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3. Scat!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:34 PM
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4. Slap!
Edited on Sun Mar-29-09 06:36 PM by Inchworm
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:39 PM
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5. Tickle...
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:41 PM
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6. Hello --
Trying to watch 60 Minutes and Dark Shadows at the same time and now you want me to watch this, too!

Doc? as in Watson?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:43 PM
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7. One in the same
He kin to ya? ;)

:D
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:44 PM
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8. heh ---
not hardly. Are you going to Merlefest this year?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:46 PM
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10. Hec no...
Last time I actually wanted to go and checked into it.. the tickets were $50+

Prolly cooler rules and expensive beer too. hehe

That show isn't for the common man :D

:hi:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:48 PM
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11. Tell me about it!
Who is playing there this year?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:55 PM
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13. Not heard
I haven't been to an organized event around here since they banned alcohol at Fiddler's Conventions. I used to love those 3 day binges :rofl:

I did see Doc Watson 3-4 years ago at a Blues Festival over in Todd (near Boone). I checked the venue first. Coolers and Beer were allowed. A man has to have principles :rofl:

:*
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:57 PM
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14. Did you ever go to the
Fiddler's Convention at Harmony?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 07:06 PM
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15. Best I remember yes
Union Grove? Harmony..

I stayed away from those BIG towns like Statesville hehe. I stuck to ones I could backroad to like Galay, Fries, Jefferson.

Best thing I ever accidently ended up at down there was some sort of "muleskinner" "mountaineer" or something-type Jamboree in Union Grove. I was driving home from Charleston to check on my garden after Hugo and found these Punk Rock looking dudes working on a truck in the ditch.

I lent 'em tools and passed out a few beers. After hours of poking, prodding and drinking they asked if I'd give em a ride to where they were going...The ?? Jamboree. That was the best 3-4 days I ever had in that part of the country. Talk about paaaaartAY!

The garden waited.

:rofl:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 07:09 PM
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16. by chance
do you mean Galax on the New River?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 07:16 PM
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17. I did
oops.

Daughter worked out that way. Lives in Independance now.

Galax was the only town with a "club" other than Wilkes when I was young and running around :D

:hi:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 07:59 PM
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20. Know one I'd like to have been to?
Still around?

There used to be a Highlander event at Grandfather Mountain. I wouldn't go now if it still happens since it's probably high dollar beer. Well, I would go with a loved one or something but the partying would be mellow in that case ;)

:D
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Dramarama Donating Member (544 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:02 PM
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21. Just wanted to make these stairs go longer
Edited on Sun Mar-29-09 08:03 PM by Dramarama
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:05 PM
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23. Yay!
Welcome to DU!

:D
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Dramarama Donating Member (544 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-30-09 01:17 AM
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67. Thanks
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:21 PM
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29. Hello
and welcome :hi:
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Dramarama Donating Member (544 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Mar-30-09 01:17 AM
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68. Thanks to you too
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:08 PM
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24. I have never been
to the Highland Games. When is it this year? June 11-14, 2009?

I think Blowing Rock Horse Show is the same week :shrug:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:11 PM
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25. Horse Show you say?
With Dressage? .. or like bareback Indian Squaws?

I have clothes for one but not the other hehe.

I'd love to see Dressage. I learned it was an actual thing in this very forum lolz. I have seen.. horse trick riders and such at rodeos.. but.. you know :D

:hi:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:14 PM
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26. I will go see any horse, any time, any where...because
that's the way I Roll ;)

The specific one --
Blowing Rock Charity Horse Show
http://www.raycloninger.com/BlowingRock.htm

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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:17 PM
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27. Hehe
Blowing Rock has a liquor store and that little factory outlet shopping place. I may check it out. Chances are I'd know someone there hehe. That's the way I roll. :rofl:

Highland games start July 10 it seems. hmmm...
http://www.gmhg.org/events.htm

:think:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:20 PM
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28. Yep
so then They are different week-ends. Cool. and Yes...Shoppes on The Parkway (ye olde fancy spelling for all the flatlanders ;) )
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:31 PM
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30. Did you know...
Some chick loved on a dude soooo hard that when he was supposed to go home and help his people he was soooo distressed at whether to choose love or duty he leaped off of Blowing Rock?

I ain't sure but she wore a Long Black Veil and pined for her love sooo hard from where he jumped that one evening, when the sky was red, his spirit was blown into her open arms.

I don't remember if there was a happy ending, but there was definatly a happy night ;)

:rofl:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:32 PM
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31. and that is why there are
Brown Mountain Lights ;) :D :rofl:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:33 PM
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32. LoLoL
:*

:yourock:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:35 PM
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33. nah ...
you rock.

right cheek ---> :* :hug: :* <---left cheek
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:37 PM
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35. Stawp
You know to much about "here"

Pecks on the cheek make me blush :D

:blush:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:41 PM
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36. I've been everywhere
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:43 PM
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38. Ditto
That's the fun of this fun

;)
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:47 PM
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40. you know it, dude
Travelin' Shoes, I wear them ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn43E7GXHwY
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:51 PM
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41. Elvin was runnin'
hehe

I was just wandreing with my pack along the dusty road :rofl:

I once made a list of these songs and hit many lolz.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaxqJ2iKPcY

I'm happy.

:hug:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:55 PM
Response to Reply #41
43. me too --
it has been nice chattin' with ya :hug:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:57 PM
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44. Same
You and I usually hop in on the music stuffs.

I didnt feel like waiting for replys tonight or.. like reading and stuff so.. I mostly replied to myself hehe.

:hug:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:59 PM
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45. I find that when I reply to myself
that I keep good company ;)

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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:02 PM
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46. LoL
Well.. had I waited for replies...

I may have never got to talk about the dude and chick that made such a cast on the evening :D

:silly:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:10 PM
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48. The Indain Brave and his Maiden
Blowing Rock is a cliff above Johns River Gorge, where a strong wind upwells.
The legend, in brief: A despondent Indian brave -- torn by his crush on an Indian maiden and his manly responsibilities -- threw himself to certain death off of this rocky precipice. The maiden prayed from the outcropping until the brave was blown back into her arms!
The logo of this popular tourist trap immortalizes the moment.
From that day, it was said, a perpetual strong wind welled up over the rock.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:14 PM
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49. Hehe
Yup. I know the proper story. I like using Dude and chick in the basic stories of love.

Really.. that's what they are more than Maiden and Brave. :rofl:

I have a daughter that I HOPE would think to herself now... Maiden? wtf.. why is he a brave and she is just a maiden. She needs rescue?!? wth?! lolol

I'm learning that this eternal plan has it's downsides but the good is heavier on the scale :D

:crazy:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:17 PM
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50. Actually, in this case
the "maiden" saved the "brave"

some people would take issue with the word "chick"

me. I like to use the lingo of the legend. Call me a "purist" :D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:22 PM
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51. huh, wha?
Dude was prolly all chilling with 23 virgins.

She called him "home" :D

:yoiks:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:24 PM
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52. oh dear
:rofl:

dude!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:25 PM
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54. LoL
That's the cool part of telling stories ;)

:*
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:30 PM
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56. true that
Tom Dula :yoiks:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:36 PM
Response to Reply #56
57. She shoulda been in skool!
:rofl:

:yoiks:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:37 PM
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58. Hang Down Your Head
:D :rofl:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:40 PM
Response to Reply #58
60. redirect
I replied to myself again :D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:39 PM
Response to Reply #57
59. that may be Rose Connely
:D

The funny to that story is what we were talking about earlier. Tom Dula was 20-30 miles from my Dad's land. He was hung at Union Grove.. err Statesville. I ain't gonna look it up if I'm off a song or state..or..

:rofl:

:blush:
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:43 PM
Response to Reply #59
61. Isn't there a Hanging Rock
near you?
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:50 PM
Response to Reply #61
62. not to recollection
but the parties we had at Listening Rock...

oh dear.

It was beautiful at night though. Especially in the summer. We'd sit by the fire, play music, and watch storms that would never reach us.

Oh.. it was a straight up and down hill worn by 4WD that made getting to the spot as fun as being there.

:cry: When I came back home (20 yrs later) I found some rich dude bought it and cut the whole mountain up to get a safe dirt road to the top. What wasn't road.. was christmas trees.

x(
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Tuesday Afternoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:55 PM
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63. yeah...
I know the feeling. I hate the way our river fronts are being overdeveloped, too.

I am going to say good night, Inchworm. It is early, I know but, I am tired and I want to lay up and finish the Dark Shadows Marathon...it is getting good now.

I will leave you with this link:
http://cycling.ahands.org/hanging_rock.html

Thought this was relatively colse to you :shrug:

No matter. :hug:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 10:00 PM
Response to Reply #63
64. Enjoy your shows
and thanks for sharing your brain.

On that Bike Ride.. I am not, never was, and will never be an athelete lolz. I've done "Wagon Trails" since I get to ride and drink :D

Love ya chicky!

:*
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:44 PM
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9. Run!
All I remember was ..no more beer after you heard this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1z-hQePzs4

:toast:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 06:52 PM
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12. Blow!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 07:32 PM
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18. Begone!
Iris, hence away!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huDd65FeIh8

Far from the realms of day....

:D
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 07:48 PM
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19. Sing it!
Last Thoughts On Woody Guthrie - Bob Dylan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3U1I-ELJ6g

When yer head gets twisted and yer mind grows numb
When you think you're too old, too young, too smart or too dumb
When yer laggin' behind an' losin' yer pace
In a slow-motion crawl of life's busy race
No matter what yer doing if you start givin' up
If the wine don't come to the top of yer cup
If the wind's got you sideways with with one hand holdin' on
And the other starts slipping and the feeling is gone
And yer train engine fire needs a new spark to catch it
And the wood's easy findin' but yer lazy to fetch it
And yer sidewalk starts curlin' and the street gets too long
And you start walkin' backwards though you know its wrong
And lonesome comes up as down goes the day
And tomorrow's mornin' seems so far away
And you feel the reins from yer pony are slippin'
And yer rope is a-slidin' 'cause yer hands are a-drippin'
And yer sun-decked desert and evergreen valleys
Turn to broken down slums and trash-can alleys
And yer sky cries water and yer drain pipe's a-pourin'
And the lightnin's a-flashing and the thunder's a-crashin'
And the windows are rattlin' and breakin' and the roof tops a-shakin'
And yer whole world's a-slammin' and bangin'
And yer minutes of sun turn to hours of storm
And to yourself you sometimes say
"I never knew it was gonna be this way
Why didn't they tell me the day I was born"
And you start gettin' chills and yer jumping from sweat
And you're lookin' for somethin' you ain't quite found yet
And yer knee-deep in the dark water with yer hands in the air
And the whole world's a-watchin' with a window peek stare
And yer good gal leaves and she's long gone a-flying
And yer heart feels sick like fish when they're fryin'
And yer jackhammer falls from yer hand to yer feet
And you need it badly but it lays on the street
And yer bell's bangin' loudly but you can't hear its beat
And you think yer ears might a been hurt
Or yer eyes've turned filthy from the sight-blindin' dirt
And you figured you failed in yesterdays rush
When you were faked out an' fooled white facing a four flush
And all the time you were holdin' three queens
And it's makin you mad, it's makin' you mean
Like in the middle of Life magazine
Bouncin' around a pinball machine
And there's something on yer mind you wanna be saying
That somebody someplace oughta be hearin'
But it's trapped on yer tongue and sealed in yer head
And it bothers you badly when your layin' in bed
And no matter how you try you just can't say it
And yer scared to yer soul you just might forget it
And yer eyes get swimmy from the tears in yer head
And yer pillows of feathers turn to blankets of lead
And the lion's mouth opens and yer staring at his teeth
And his jaws start closin with you underneath
And yer flat on your belly with yer hands tied behind
And you wish you'd never taken that last detour sign
And you say to yourself just what am I doin'
On this road I'm walkin', on this trail I'm turnin'
On this curve I'm hanging
On this pathway I'm strolling, in the space I'm taking
In this air I'm inhaling
Am I mixed up too much, am I mixed up too hard
Why am I walking, where am I running
What am I saying, what am I knowing
On this guitar I'm playing, on this banjo I'm frailin'
On this mandolin I'm strummin', in the song I'm singin'
In the tune I'm hummin', in the words I'm writin'
In the words that I'm thinkin'
In this ocean of hours I'm all the time drinkin'
Who am I helping, what am I breaking
What am I giving, what am I taking
But you try with your whole soul best
Never to think these thoughts and never to let
Them kind of thoughts gain ground
Or make yer heart pound
But then again you know why they're around
Just waiting for a chance to slip and drop down
"Cause sometimes you hear'em when the night times comes creeping
And you fear that they might catch you a-sleeping
And you jump from yer bed, from yer last chapter of dreamin'
And you can't remember for the best of yer thinking
If that was you in the dream that was screaming
And you know that it's something special you're needin'
And you know that there's no drug that'll do for the healin'
And no liquor in the land to stop yer brain from bleeding
And you need something special
Yeah, you need something special all right
You need a fast flyin' train on a tornado track
To shoot you someplace and shoot you back
You need a cyclone wind on a stream engine howler
That's been banging and booming and blowing forever
That knows yer troubles a hundred times over
You need a Greyhound bus that don't bar no race
That won't laugh at yer looks
Your voice or your face
And by any number of bets in the book
Will be rollin' long after the bubblegum craze
You need something to open up a new door
To show you something you seen before
But overlooked a hundred times or more
You need something to open your eyes
You need something to make it known
That it's you and no one else that owns
That spot that yer standing, that space that you're sitting
That the world ain't got you beat
That it ain't got you licked
It can't get you crazy no matter how many
Times you might get kicked
You need something special all right
You need something special to give you hope
But hope's just a word
That maybe you said or maybe you heard
On some windy corner 'round a wide-angled curve

But that's what you need man, and you need it bad
And yer trouble is you know it too good
"Cause you look an' you start getting the chills

"Cause you can't find it on a dollar bill
And it ain't on Macy's window sill
And it ain't on no rich kid's road map
And it ain't in no fat kid's fraternity house
And it ain't made in no Hollywood wheat germ
And it ain't on that dimlit stage
With that half-wit comedian on it
Ranting and raving and taking yer money
And you thinks it's funny
No you can't find it in no night club or no yacht club
And it ain't in the seats of a supper club
And sure as hell you're bound to tell
That no matter how hard you rub
You just ain't a-gonna find it on yer ticket stub
No, and it ain't in the rumors people're tellin' you
And it ain't in the pimple-lotion people are sellin' you
And it ain't in no cardboard-box house
Or down any movie star's blouse
And you can't find it on the golf course
And Uncle Remus can't tell you and neither can Santa Claus
And it ain't in the cream puff hair-do or cotton candy clothes
And it ain't in the dime store dummies or bubblegum goons
And it ain't in the marshmallow noises of the chocolate cake voices
That come knockin' and tappin' in Christmas wrappin'
Sayin' ain't I pretty and ain't I cute and look at my skin
Look at my skin shine, look at my skin glow
Look at my skin laugh, look at my skin cry
When you can't even sense if they got any insides
These people so pretty in their ribbons and bows
No you'll not now or no other day
Find it on the doorsteps made out-a paper mache
And inside it the people made of molasses
That every other day buy a new pair of sunglasses
And it ain't in the fifty-star generals and flipped-out phonies
Who'd turn yuh in for a tenth of a penny
Who breathe and burp and bend and crack
And before you can count from one to ten
Do it all over again but this time behind yer back
My friend
The ones that wheel and deal and whirl and twirl
And play games with each other in their sand-box world
And you can't find it either in the no-talent fools
That run around gallant
And make all rules for the ones that got talent
And it ain't in the ones that ain't got any talent but think they do
And think they're foolin' you
The ones who jump on the wagon
Just for a while 'cause they know it's in style
To get their kicks, get out of it quick
And make all kinds of money and chicks
And you yell to yourself and you throw down yer hat
Sayin', "Christ do I gotta be like that
Ain't there no one here that knows where I'm at
Ain't there no one here that knows how I feel
Good God Almighty
THAT STUFF AIN'T REAL"

No but that ain't yer game, it ain't even yer race
You can't hear yer name, you can't see yer face
You gotta look some other place
And where do you look for this hope that yer seekin'
Where do you look for this lamp that's a-burnin'
Where do you look for this oil well gushin'
Where do you look for this candle that's glowin'
Where do you look for this hope that you know is there
And out there somewhere
And your feet can only walk down two kinds of roads
Your eyes can only look through two kinds of windows
Your nose can only smell two kinds of hallways
You can touch and twist
And turn two kinds of doorknobs
You can either go to the church of your choice
Or you can go to Brooklyn State Hospital
You'll find God in the church of your choice
You'll find Woody Guthrie in Brooklyn State Hospital

And though it's only my opinion
I may be right or wrong
You'll find them both
In the Grand Canyon
At sundown

PS: Bob actually did word for word. amazing.

:hug:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:03 PM
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22. In Unison!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mVKdE9ZEVE

:hi:

PS: no clue what they are saying, but.. it is beautiful.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:36 PM
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34. Whistle it!
Grandma Whistled While She worked
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwz_BuRJIcc

:P
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:42 PM
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37. Croon it!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:46 PM
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39. Annoying yet?
:rofl:

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IQlhQmT2aU

:yoiks:
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 08:55 PM
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42. Belch it!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYVAbhbXLpo

:rofl:

PS: again with the language. I bet he is saying that the dummy that posts this should get off computer.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:03 PM
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47. Ring it!
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:24 PM
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53. Rap it!
2pac - "Do For Love"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yre5nBXAxyk

Turn it up loud
Hahaha, ahahaha, hey man
You a little sucker for love, right?
Word up, hahahahaha

I shoulda seen
you was trouble right from the starrrrt, taught me so many lessons
How not to mess with broken hearts, so many questions
When this began we was the perfect match, perhaps
we had some problems but we workin at it, and now
the arguments are gettin loud, I wanna say
But I can't help from walkin out just a little way
Just take my hand and understand, if you could see
I never planned to be a man it just wasn't me
But now I'm searchin for commitment, in other arms
I wanna shelter you from harm, don't be alarmed
Your attitude was the cause, you got me stressin
Soon as I open up the door with your jealous questions
Like where can I be you're killin me with your jealousy
Now my ambition's to be free
I can't breathe, cause soon as I leave, it's like a trap
I hear you callin me to come back, I'm a sucka for love
that's right, sucka for love



What you won't do, do for love
You tried everything, but you don't give up


Just when I thought I broke away and I'm fellin happy
You try to trap me say you pregnant and guess who the daddy
Don't wanna fall for it, but in this case what could I do? So now I'm back
to makin promises to you, tryin to keep it true
What if I'm wrong, a trick to keep me on and on
Tryin to be strong and in the process, keep you goin
I'm bout to lose my composure, I'm gettin close
To packin up and leavin notes, and gettin ghost
Tell me who knows, a peaceful place where I can go
To clear my head I'm feelin low, losin control
My heart is sayin leave, oh what a tangle web we weave
when we conspire to conceive, and now
You gettin calls at the house, guess you cheatin
That's all I need to hear cause I'm leavin, I'm out the do'
Never no more will you see me, this is the end
Cause now I know you've been cheatin, I'm a sucka for love
damn, sucka for love... sucka for love
sucka for love



Now he left you with scars, tears on your pillow and you still stay
As you sit and pray, hoping the beatings'll go away
It wasn't always a hit and run relationship
It use to be love, happieness and companionship
Remember when I treated you good
I moved you up to hills, out the ills of the ghetto hood
Me and you a happy home, when it was on
I had a love to call my own
I shoulda seen you was trouble but I was lost, trapped in your eyes
Preoccupied with gettin tossed, no need to lie
You had a man and I knew it, you told me
Don't worry bout it we can do it now I'm under pressure
Make a decision cause I'm waitin, when I'm alone
I'm on the phone havin secret conversations, huh
I wanna take your misery, replace it with happiness
but I need your faith in me, I'm a sucka for love
sucka for love, know you ain't right G but yet I'ma sucka for love



I'ma sucka for love, sucka for love
Sucka for love




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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 09:27 PM
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55. Grow it!
The Wildwood Flower
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKym33vK1cs

:smoke:

PS: Some say "Wildwood Weed"
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 10:04 PM
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65. A Red Peter
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-29-09 11:35 PM
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66. Just wanted to say
even if noone really played songs with me. This was a fun thread for me :D

:toast:
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