Replace a word or phrase in a famous poem with "rabid weasel"

[Bossy Monkey]

There where it is we do not need the rabid weasel...

(By the way, Bartleby has "Mending Wall" without this line; must be from an earlier edition I guess.)

[Danger Mouse]

1. Shall I compare thee to a rabid weasel?

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Well played! Kudos n/t

[NoPasaran]

3. I saw the best rabid weasels of my generation destroyed by madness

[Bossy Monkey]

8. Sheer weaselry. Pottery. Poetry. (damned rented fingers) n/t

[trof]

4. I think that I shall never see, a rabid weasel as a tree.

Or something

[Bossy Monkey]

16. I don't know if you saw, but I replied to your reply on my bad shrimp thread

(and this was me rabid weaseling out of PMing:))

[skooooo]

5. To be or not to be...

THAT is the rabid weasel.

[Bossy Monkey]

22. Emma Thompson could probably do it in iambic pentameter...

but Ken couldn't.:)

[hobbit709]

6. Adam had rabid weasels

[leftyclimber]

7. My love is like a rabid weasel.

[Deja Q]

9. Chekov is looking for nuclear wessels

:hide:

[mitchum]

10. Come live with me and be my rabid weasel

[BlueIris]

11. In Xanadu did Rabid Weasel a stately pleasure dome decree...

:-)

[limit18]

12. O my Luve 's like a red, rabid weasel

[Lyric]

13. Anyone lived in a pretty rabid weasel.

l.y. ric

:D

[BlueIris]

14. "To the Virgins, to Make Much of Rabid Weasels."

:-)

[leftyclimber]

15. I wandered lonely as a rabid weasel....

[jobycom]

17. In the beginning Rabid Weasel created the heavens and the Earth.

[bookworm65t]

18. Quote the rabid weasel, "Nevermore"

:)

[mcctatas]

19. 'O lovely Pussy! O Pussy my love,

What a beautiful rabid weasel you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful rabid weasel you are!'

Edward Lear, The Owl and the Pussycat

[NoPasaran]

20. Look on my rabid weasel, ye mighty, and despair!

[RetroLounge]

21. In the room the Rabid Weasels come and go

Talking of Michelangelo.

:hi:

RL

[Richard Steele]

23. "There once was a rabid weasel from Nantucket..."

Ok, I only know 2 poems. So sue me.

The OTHER one I know isn't harmed much by the substitution:

"Think as I think," said a man,
"Or you are abominably wicked;
You are a rabid weasel."
And after I had thought of it,
I said, "I will then, be a rabid weasel."

[Rhythm]

24. Roses are red, violets are rabid weasels...

:hide:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

25. Hail to thee rabid weasel, bird thou never wert.

:D

[Manifestor_of_Light]

26. That's my last rabid weasel on the wall.....

:D :D :D

This is fun!

[Deep13]

27. "One if by land, two if by sea...

...and I on the rabid weasel shall be
"ready to ride and spread the alarm,
to every Middlesex village and farm."

Okay, that's replacing two words.

[rolltideroll]

28. The Best lack all conviction,

while the worst are full of passionate rabid weasels.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

29. I took the rabid weasel less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. nt

[SacredCow]

30. It is a rabid weasel,

And he stoppeth one of three.
`By thy long beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp'st thou me ?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

31. I once knew a rabid weasel from Nantucket ... nt ...

no more text, lest the thread be locked!

:hi:

[geardaddy]

32. This is the way the world ends...

This is the way the world ends,
This is the way the world ends,
Not with a bang but a rabid weasel.