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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 08:16 PM
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Adolf Hitler had poor table manners and suffered flatulence.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 08:18 PM
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1. Shit, so do I.
You don't see me practicing genocide. Much.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 08:21 PM
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2. Nazi's really kept good records!
Edited on Fri Mar-20-09 08:23 PM by AlCzervik
The Fuhrer's daily routine and "uncouth" behaviour were recorded in notes taken from a high-ranking Nazi who spilled the beans to a British agent.

So poor table manners and farting is pooty and offensive, but concentration camps and Dr. Mengele were A ok.

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Xipe Totec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 08:23 PM
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3. I don't think he suffered flatulence; that is incorrect
It was those around him who suffered it.
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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 08:49 PM
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4. So you're saying that Beano could have prevented WWII and the Holocaust?
:shrug:
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mitchum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 09:47 PM
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5. It was all those fruit and vegetables that he ate
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 09:47 PM
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6. And he had a goofy moustache too.
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Tom Kitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 09:57 PM
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10. Notice how it fits under his nostrils only and looks awfully black
maybe he applied charcoal to it and used it as a fart filter?
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 09:48 PM
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7. Oh no!! That's my brother in law!!
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mix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 09:52 PM
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8. and apparently only one testicle
and he damn near burnt the place down
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 09:54 PM
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9. And failed at stand-up comedy




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Hardrada Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 10:35 PM
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11. But Hitler was a terrific dancer! Much better than Churchill.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 10:39 PM
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12. He had a bad temper too.
This is pretty good (and not a rickroll,I promise).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-r9dzc0duUw
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 10:59 PM
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13. He was a vegetarian and liked dogs, though.....
but crazy.

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