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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 11:04 AM
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did you know that if you unscrew yor belly button your butt will fall off?

DO NOT TUTCH THAT!


edited for spelling error:rofl:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 11:05 AM
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1. DON'T TUTCH THE BELLY BUTTON!
:rofl: Doesn't quite have the same flair as "Don't tutch the but.."
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 11:06 AM
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2. but it is way more dangerous!
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ogneopasno Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 11:06 AM
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3. My mom used to say that all the time. She'd be holding the keys to the car, reach out and screw
them at our bellybuttons, and say, "I just unscrewed your belly button! Now your butt will fall off!"

The beautiful thing is now I do it to my own kids, as well as kids that are not mine.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 11:08 AM
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6. it is good to warn
the next generation!
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old mark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 11:06 AM
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4. What happens if you just kind of....press it a little? nt
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 11:10 AM
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7.  I wouldn't do that!
because your genitals might fall off too

Don't TUTCH that!
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 11:08 AM
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5. Reminds me of a joke - "What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?"
Scroll down....






















You can UNSCREW a light bulb.
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-20-09 11:11 AM
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8. TAH DAH!!
Edited on Fri Mar-20-09 11:21 AM by JitterbugPerfume
that is a real groaner!:spank:
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