I've become very concerned about Symarip lately.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

First he says he's Danny Elfman, and that just got me confused because Symarip loves Narwhals, yet Danny Elfman seeks to kill Narwhals. So that didn't make any sense at all.

And now he's saying he's some guy named Mike Patten and he's posting pictures of Bono while he's doing it.

Poor guy, maybe it's the stress, but somebody should really check up on him. He doesn't even know who he is!

[Symarip]

1. *Patton

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. Yes, George C. Scott was a great actor, but that doesn't really have anything to do with your issues

Stay strong there, buddy. You're gonna be okay!

[Symarip]

3. Furthermore

You sound like a Hillbot with all the concern you've mounted. Don't worry about me, I'm in search of the perfect coaster set. It looks like this:

[mikeytherat]

5. I thought that was "The Aeroplane Flies High" trap-shooting kit.

Pull!

mikey_the_rat

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. Poor guy, you're obviously confused.

Those are called CDs. They play music.

This is a coaster set:



I hope this helps.

We're all rooting for you! You're gonna be okay!

[Symarip]

8. Music?

Apparently you've never heard the second rate shit-noise on those discs. They were obviously made to be coasters with the novelty of shitty music stamped on their bottom side.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. Webster's defines music as "An artistic form of auditory communication incorporating instrumental...

...or vocal tones in a structured and continuous manner."

According to Wikipedia, the art of music has been around since prehistoric days, with the earliest written records of musical expression being found in the Samaveda of India and in 4,000 year old cuneiform from Ur.

Really, I'm very worried about you. Most people know what music is. Don't worry, help is on its way!

[Symarip]

12. Until Webster recognizes music played in the key of suck

Corgan-related media is categorized as fuzzy noise like a tv unplugged from a cable feed or seagulls arguing over french fries found in a board walk trashcan.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

13. Sadly, Noah Webster--the founder of Webster's Dictionary--has been dead for over 165 years.

As such, no longer being amongst the living, Mr. Webster is unable to have any input as to the editoral discretions of the Merridian-Webster company, so your desire will sadly remain unfufilled.

Moreover, your curious allusion to "seagulls arguing over french fries found in a board walk trashcan (sic)", while to your credit using the well-known literary tool of anthropomorphism (that is, the attribution of uniquely human characteristics to non-human creatures and beings), is also an impossibility, as seagulls and other species of birds are widely-believed to lack the ability of having emotions or rational thoughts and therefore cannot "argue".

I would suggest a nice vacation, some time off, enjoy life for a change. Take up a hobby--stamp collecting for example. Or maybe birdwatching, as you seem to enjoy watching our feathered friends on the boardwalk.

[Symarip]

14. Coaster collecting

I promise you, there will be pictures to accompany my new found hobby. It'll bring tears of joy to Narwhalites everywhere.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

15. Well good for you! I knew you'd pull through!

A gold-star sticker for you!

[XemaSab]

7. I have that coaster set

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

4. "lately"?

:rofl:

[TZ]

9. Ooh this is even better than midlo vs. taterguy!

:popcorn:

[no name no slogan]

10. Well maybe, despite all your rage, you're still just a rat in a cage?

:shrug: