If Midlo is Goddess, who is God?

[BeachBaby]

Poll question: If Midlo is Goddess, who is God?

Today, it has been determined that there are many people at DU who have fallen from grace - and are now trying to make peace with God and Goddess.

Midlo has proven Her Goddessness - but who do you think God is?

*And before any of you men get irate about the order of the choices.....I put them in alphabetical order. So get over yourselves already.*

[Name removed]

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[Name removed]

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[NYC_SKP]

57. I'll try this again...

BWAAAHAHAAAHAAA!!!!

[Dr. Strange]

59. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules and shit yo.

[NYC_SKP]

60. Well done, Dr.

"and shit yo"

:rofl:

[NYC_SKP]

61. Where the fuck is Midlo?

She should post in this deleted subthread before it gets noticed and re-deleted....

I swear.

[seaker]

62. This sub thread still works?

[NYC_SKP]

67. It's magically...

...delicious!

[seaker]

70. Delicious???

Looking for a pot o'gold, laddie?
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Midlodemocrat]

63. I think she's watching ER, but I could e wrong.

[NYC_SKP]

66. ER???

ER?

Isn't there an episode of wife swap or Top Chef rerun on?

Or cops? :P

[Dr. Strange]

68. So...

[NYC_SKP]

72. Um,

For reals???

[Dr. Strange]

73. I learned something new tonight!

:D

[NYC_SKP]

75. I'll have you know...

I voted for your sorry ass in this poll, I did!!!

And I was thinking of having one of my sockpuppets vote for you too, but now I'm not so sure... :evilgrin:

[Dr. Strange]

76. What? You have sockpuppets?

I'm filled with a jealous rage. Grrr.

PS My ass is not sorry. My ass knows no regret.

[NYC_SKP]

77. Well somebody has to kick my lesser threads.

Since the mods cracked down on ghost-kicking.

And, yes, I was abrupt, your ass is unremarkable.

[madinmaryland]

3. WTF? Someone voted for me?? I don't even get pms.

:wtf:

[CreekDog]

6. i don't get PMS either

:eyes:

[3.14158675309]

12. PMS? who knew that you and MiM are womanfolk?

Not me.

[BikeWriter]

69. I suffered from PMS for most of my life and I'm a man.

You've never been married?:scared:

[Bake]

79. Hell yeah, I can TELL ya about some PMS!!

They can be nice to everybody at work. They can be nice to the kids. They can be nice to the dogs. But if you're the spouse, WATCH OUT!!

Thank God for menopause.

Bake

[Midlodemocrat]

28. Oh, now I'm nobody?

Fucker.

[KamaAina]

4. One of the Jonas Brothers

wait a minute, aren't there three of them? O8)

[Midlodemocrat]

45. They ARE cute.

[CreekDog]

5. ahem. I would like a word.

:grr:

on edit: the list is all male for some reason. conservative church? :dilemma:

[BeachBaby]

9. I know - I FORGOT YOU!!!!!!

But I didn't actually forget...I had the list right in front of me, and somehow I thought I already typed your name. I'm trying to figure out how to edit.

I'm sorry, sweetie. :hug:

[BeachBaby]

10. FIXED IT!

:pals:

[CreekDog]

11. okay

i'm calming down now.

but Midlo is going to be mad that you called her "Godless"

:evilgrin:

[madinmaryland]

15. Did you vote for yourself? You do know that causes blindness!!

:evilgrin:

[3.14158675309]

17. I think you are confusing that with

Glaucoma.

[madinmaryland]

19. Dude..

That in no way is funny. My wife has the on-set of that and has a family history of that. She is SCARED SHITLESS!

Glaucoma is NOT funny.

[3.14158675309]

32. Sorry for the offense, MiM

I didn't mean to make light of glaucoma sufferers. I am well aware of its potential for devastation. My all-time baseball hero Kirby Puckett was striken with it and it ended his Hall of Fame career prematurely. I really hope that your wife's condition is mild and not vision threatening. :pals:

[madinmaryland]

50. Thanks, PiGuy.

We are hoping that it was caught early enough and can be controlled.

:hi:

[mcctatas]

7. Bet you'll never guess who I voted for

;)

[TZ]

8. Hmm choices choices

Well it AINT that bad bad man flvegan after his little "temptation" comment to me today..:grr: He's Satan I tell you! And Dr. Strange..well he's too geeky to be god, although perhaps he's pan incarnate with his love of women, wine and song....madinmaryland can't be..he's a cowboy fan and thats a fatal sin..Hmmm. Pi guy..well he's much like Dr. Strange and perhaps more like a god of mischief than anything else....Gee I just don't know..Maybe we don't need a god...Goddesses rule!

[3.14158675309]

13. This poll is flawed! *I* should be listed first!

But in general, I like it when you take poles.


:hide:

[TZ]

14. Loki!

That's who you are the Norwegian god of mischief! Oh YA! :P

[BeachBaby]

16. Yikes! No! He's NOTHING Norwegian.

Irish and German. A rough-and-tumble partier. Hubba.

[TZ]

18. Oh no

He just talks like one...:rofl:

[3.14158675309]

20. I'm getting away from my Norwegian side

And exploring my German glandcestery

[TZ]

22. Uff da

I now realize what I said. I just meant you talk funny..:)

[BeachBaby]

21. Baby - I had to play fair.

As for taking a pole, I uh....uh....I'll take it as many times as I'm allowed. :hide:

[3.14158675309]

24. Um numbers ARE alphabetically listed before letters, m'dear

As for the poles, I'm giving you carte blanche. :evilgrin:

[BeachBaby]

36. Hey - if you're going to speak French to me.....

you'd best add one of their famous kisses to it. Just sayin'. :*

[Jamastiene]

38. ...

:spray:

[3.14158675309]

40. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?

:shrug:

[BeachBaby]

43. Oui oui!

[3.14158675309]

44. Your French is impeccable

Your Gallic language skills are pretty good, too!

[Inchworm]

23. I'm a silent God

:yoiks:

[Danger Mouse]

25. I just have to wonder what the deleted subthread was about.

:P

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Check your PM.

[jobycom]

35. I beg your pardon?

What does my Man Package have to do with deleted messages?

[TZ]

27. Totally innocent

Comments about pms go figure

[DeepBlueC]

29. me too

I read it before but I have forgotten it already and now I really want to know!

[BeachBaby]

30. They were innocuous. That's why I started the other thread.

I don't know what's going on. :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

37. Lacing up the jackboots.

[DeepBlueC]

39. that was my vague memory

I'm with you. :shrug:

[BulletproofLandshark]

31. Clapton is God.

Or maybe it was Lemmy.

[Jamastiene]

34. Iggy is God.

;)

[jobycom]

33. Deleted Message gets my vote.

If he can remove even our names, he's one bad ass shit, he is.

Other than that, I vote for me. I'm not as cool as those other guys, but I'll be damned if I'd vote someone other than me as God.

[flvegan]

41. "Name removed" is the be all end all God of DU.

Posts all the time, yet has no post count. Yeah, I buddy listed that guy.

[Midlodemocrat]

46. What about deleted subthread? Where does he fit in?

[flvegan]

49. You'll note that all "Deleted subthread" posts...done by Name removed.

[BeachBaby]

47. Apparently.

I think he's scary. :scared:

[Lost in CT]

42. God is just a popularity contest. nt

[Midlodemocrat]

48. You live in Norwalk. What do you know?

:hide:

[Lost in CT]

71. Midlo I shop in Norwalk I don't live there.... jeez.

[NYC_SKP]

51. Why were all my posts deleted??/?//???

:wtf:

[Midlodemocrat]

52. Are you kidding?

Or being serious?

[CreekDog]

53. i think his initial replies were deleted

if memory serves.

[NYC_SKP]

55. Well, they were, in hindsight, quite inappropriate...

[CreekDog]

56. since when has that ever mattered?

:rofl: :fistbump:

[NYC_SKP]

58. Wanna go grab a beer...

...after she kicks our ass???

:beer:

[NYC_SKP]

54. .

"This is the DU member formerly known as Name Removed"

Or so read my sig line, weeks ago post amnesty... :P

[lost-in-nj]

64. ME!!!

I AM ALMIGHTY


YEAH

ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




so STFU
no more questions
(i have balls)


lost




:hug:

[BikeWriter]

65. I can look like Moses, does that count?

[SPKrazy]

74. You Really Need To Be Edumucated.... I AM!!!!!

I am a Golden God!!!!!!

the rest are Demi Gods at best


deal with it :grr:






:rofl:


;)

[jakefrep]

78. None of the above. It's Me.

[sasquatch]

80. *ahem* It's obviously a duality set up with me being the Yin to her Yang

:D

[TZ]

81. Can't happen

Gods don't come from Ohio...:hide:

[Deep13]

83. Actually, they come from Missouri.

Just ask the Mormons.

[sasquatch]

85. Like to see you say that in the context of Woody Hayes at an Ohio State game

You'll be blown to hell where the only thing to watch will be the Snyder led Redskins.
:P

[Deep13]

82. No one.

Midlo is the only supernatural creative entity, This is like how the the Jews, Christians and Muslims only have one creative diety who is masculine.

[Pierre.Suave]

84. I am liking this poll

:P