What goes up the chimney down

[SPKrazy]

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an Umbrella!!!

:D :hi:

[Aristus]

1. VERY old joke...

But I'll bet it was fun to post... B-)

[lizziegrace]

2. Hey handsome!

:)

[Aristus]

3. Oh!

Hi! :blush:


Nice to see you, lizzie! :loveya: I've missed you! :hug:

[lizziegrace]

4. I'm too old to be moving again

bleh. x(

:hug:

Missed you too!

[Aristus]

5. Who calls you old?!?

I'll get Skittles to kick their asses!

Your just a sexy, young thing yet... :loveya:

[lizziegrace]

6. Well...

it's my knees and the chronic tendonitis I have in my right arm that tells me I'm old. ;(

[Aristus]

7. Not to me, you're not...

:hug:

[SPKrazy]

8. Hijacker!

:D

[SPKrazy]

9. And a very old person told it to me today

and I just thought it funny to tell it....


Okay


What if they painted ALL THE CARS in our country PINK?

















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we'd be a PINK CARNATION!

[Brother Buzz]

10. My MIL is 94. When she calls my wife she reads some jokes

sent by her town's Council on Aging. Here's a recent one-

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: ‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’

Slim says, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby.’

‘Really!? Like a newborn baby!?’

‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’

[SPKrazy]

11. rofl

that's pretty good! :D