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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 01:31 PM
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I ate three Quarterpounders with cheese AND lost over 10 pounds, TODAY!!!
Okay actually it went more like this

ran 21 miles
lost over 10 pounds in the process
THEN ate three Quarterpounders with cheese.

I just woke up.

Pain never sleeps.
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 01:38 PM
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1. I'd have assumed you just took a ten pound poo.
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 01:40 PM
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2. Or been gambling at an English casino.
;-)
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 01:57 PM
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3. That was my thought
When I was a wrassler in junior high, I used to know a guy who, when he was dropping weight to go to the next lower class, would brag about the weight of his turds. He told me he would weigh himself before and after, that's how he knew. Because I was really afraid of how he got that data, at first. :scared:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 02:16 PM
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4. Haha, nasty.
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Mar-08-09 04:22 PM
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5. I was half expecting either a vomit or a poop story.
Seems like one of those is always involved somehow in a miracle weight loss story...


:shrug:

I assume you finished. Good job.



Laura
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