Gimme words that sound like insults but aren't, you dipthongs

[Bossy Monkey]

Trondheim is pretty good, too!:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Spatula. Bilabial fricative. Tort.

[rug]

2. I bet you acupate at least once a week.

[Bossy Monkey]

8. You, sir, have stumped Google. Kudos! n/t

[HopeHoops]

3. You are obviously a daily masticator!

[rug]

4. And he swallows.

[HopeHoops]

5. Nice touch!

[Canuckistanian]

6. Don't be an idiom

Only crepuscular holepunchers like yourself look for dirty meanings in words. I think you LIKE jactations like this.

Your probably one of these people who like to gesticulate in public so that everyone can see whether you're circumscribed or not.

What a potsticker.

[Bossy Monkey]

10. Hey, that public gesticulation charge was dropped, uvula n/t

[3.14158675309]

7. Bite my coccyx, you homo sapien.

[kedrys]

9. Get bent, umlaut!

:P

[old mark]

11. Dingbat. It is actually a device used by typesetters back in the old days

to hold paragraphs of type in place to print pages of books.

I remember there was a Southern Republican who criticized his opponent by saying he had matriculated in college and that his sister was a thespisn.

mark

[Bossy Monkey]

14. How can you say that about Robb?

Just kidding, Robb! (I think he's still a mod.)

I've heard the matriculated/thespian story variously attributed to Lyndon Johnson and Huey Long. There weren't any Republicans in the South prior to 1970 (apart from good ol' Strom of course). The folks at the Snopes board say that though it was famously attributed to a guy named Smathers in a primary race against Claude Pepper in 1950, Smathers never actually said that stuff: http://msgboard.snopes.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=101;t=000379;p=0

[old mark]

20. Yeah, I think it's just a story, but it's a good story. I also recall

that he told his audience his opponent was a homo sapiens.



mark

[graywarrior]

12. Speaking of dipthong, diphtheroid has always been a good insult

'specially to a bacteriologist.

[kimmerspixelated]

13. You Feculum Speculum!

[Sabriel]

15. You're a Thule. nt

[sohndrsmith]

16. tell it to my infarcted spleen...

(which is something I actually have)


Great thread.... : )

[billyoc]

17. Nice post, francophile.

[MrsBrady]

18. you thyroid loving hopscotch

:shrug:

[flying rabbit]

19. Dipthong?

That's pretty good coming from a chronic lucubrating defenestrator.
Take That!

[Bossy Monkey]

21. I always thought Bohemian Defenestration would be a great band name

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestrations_of_Prague

[Chemical Bill]

22. Everyone says you're a philatelist. n/t

[Arugula Latte]

24. Yeah, well, I heard that you like to masticate constantly.

:P

[Arugula Latte]

23. Carbuncle! Fracas! Shibboleth!

[Bossy Monkey]

25. Carbuncle doesn't just sound like an insult, it's an excellent one, bunion.

(Bunion is more borderline.:P)

[Debi]

26. Flying Buttress n/t

[WinkyDink]

27. What an asymptote.

[Bossy Monkey]

28. I'm getting there, but I never quite make it n/t