The baby back ribs will be done in 2 hours.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I've been cooking them in the crock pot all day.

They are smelling good.

I'm hungry.

[graywarrior]

1. Whose baby?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. That's SICK!

:)

[graywarrior]

3. Hey, I'm a duck torturer!

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I'm surprised that is allowed here.

[graywarrior]

5. You can be accused of it and be guilty of it but not do it around here

lol

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. I'm having trouble following that statement.

But then again, I can barely remember my own name.

[graywarrior]

7. Sorry

I'm trying to get shitfaced without drinking.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Hey! I do that frequently!

I'm so whacked out already, I don't need much help.

But when I do drink or smoke, I become at least 10 times worse than normal.

What's that called...when the whole is greater than the sum of the parts. I used to know in my kollege days.

[graywarrior]

9. If I still drank, I'd be dead or in jail

Probably jail.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I've had to cut back considerably since 1995 because of...

medical problems.

I still tie one on occasionally.

I have to do it at home though.

I have no self control.

[graywarrior]

11. If I drank at home, I'd be homeless within seconds

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. Well, I'm glad you don't drink.

[graywarrior]

13. Day at a time

[av8rdave]

14. It's been well over two hours...how are they?