Match Game Story: "Modern Millie was surprised that her cereal's prize was a __ of Ereshkigal"

[Rabrrrrrr]

Ten words or more in the blank. Have fun!!

[sammythecat]

1. .

"Modern Millie was surprised that her cereal's prize was a small bronze multi-headed phallus used to celebrate the yearly late-summer gang rape of Ishtar, sister and nemesis of Ereshkigal"

[no name no slogan]

2. You're mother's a whore, Trebek

oh wait, wrong show

[charlie and algernon]

3. Okey dokey

Modern Millie was surprised that her cereal's prize was a statue of Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! I can tell you, that day many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of Ereshkigal.

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Oh come on, people - three responses? That's hardly cricket.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Let's do this thing...

Modern Millie was surprised that her cereal's prize was a coupon for a free Dustin Hoffman movie from the local Blockbuster. She already had most of his movies. In fact, the only one she didn't have was Ishtar. She debated whether or not to use the coupon to purchase this movie, then decided to ask her husband, Ancient Tom.
"What do you think, Tom? Should I get Ishtar?"
Tom looked up from his bowl of cereal, his eyes glazed. He started singing a song, whose lyrics sounded vaguely Egyptian, but Millie could not understand.
"What are you singing, Tom?" she asked.
But Tom continued singing, until suddenly in the kitchen there appeared a female form. She breathed, but she reeked of decay and filth.
Tom increased the volume of his hymn, and the decrepit form raised her arm. "The sands beckon," she mumbled, and immediately Millie screamed and her body crumpled into a pile of sand.
Tom stopped his singing, and screamed. He then looked at the aged form and yelled out, "Why did you take my wife?!"
And the mummy said, "Ereshkigal always comes, when you sing The Descent of Ishtar!"
Then Tom realized with a shock: "Oh, fuck! That's right. Ishtar is the sister of Ereshkigal."

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6. LOL! Nice.

:thumbsup:

Absolute props to you for the phrase "the sands beckon"; that so sets the mood. Delicious in its imagery.

[MissMillie]

7. Modern who?

:silly:

[DS1]

8. Modern Millie

was surprised that her cereal's prize was actually a milk-detonated IED wrapped in serrated barbed wire which was set off when a drop of 2% hit her Count Chocula blasting her body to pieces, sending her left hand flying hard enough to high-five the current boot-licker of Ereshkigal