Do you thnk you guys can distract me for a half hour? weird questions maybe?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

flame wars, whatever..

i had a bonding done and am VERY thirsty but cant drink for a half hour

[vanderBeth]

1. What's brown and sticky?

an old joke

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. honey

[vanderBeth]

4. No, a stick

This was my favorite joke until I was 13

[HopeHoops]

2. Go to gnooze.com - there's plenty of Marta there.

[Heidi]

5. How about this?

:*

(I knew it! You're not distracted by kisses by far away, middle-aged redheaded women. It's okay. Nobody else is, either. :rofl: :spray: )

[tanngrisnir3]

6. Are trapped in? frothy of net a. Cow. Bisquit.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

7. had a tooth bonding. not allowed to drink water for a bit

nice pic :P

[tanngrisnir3]

12. Did he trap you in a huge net made of waffles?

[taterguy]

8. What book has been on your shelf the longest that you never got around to reading?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. sarah waters, the nightwatch

[taterguy]

10. How surprised were you that I didn't ask a pervy question?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

11. you ask me more insane questions than pervy questions

[NewJeffCT]

13. What food should I choose?

My daughter’s Girl Scout troop (first graders) is having an international dinner tonight. Since the group is so diverse in ethnicity, the woman in charge of the troop thought it would be a good chance for the girls to learn about foods around the world.

What sort of Chinese food would be good for first graders?

Chicken & Broccoli?
Moo Goo Gai Pan?
Veggie or Chicken Chow Mein?
Something else?

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. chow mein or noodle like things. kids love that stuff

[NewJeffCT]

19. thanks for the idea

Noodly sounds good.

Seen any good movies lately?

[NewJeffCT]

18. deleted - replied to the wrong post

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[chemenger]

15. Would you like have some of my caramels?

nt.

[Inchworm]

16. You wouldn't happen to know an author that tells tales

of building dams and trips down rivers would ya? We had a book in some environmental class I took that had several short story/essays describing different points of views in regards to BIG changes in the environment.

All I remember about the guy was he was cool and drank his coffee/ate his soup from the same metal "camp" cup.

:shrug:

It's worth a shot.

:rofl:

:hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

17. Have you ever visited the Isles of Langerhans? They're quite scenic.

[edbermac]

20. Some weird questions from the net to ponder.

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why did God give men nipples?

Why do women wear a pair of panties and only one bra?

:7

[Mugu]

22. Why do you drive on a parkway

and park on a driveway?

[Beer Snob-50]

21. here is a problem my son had for math

you are on lets make a deal. three curtains to choose. 1 has a car and 2 a goat. you choose one of them. the host then opens one you did not choose and it has a goat. you have the opportunity to change your mind on which curtain you want. do you and why?