Things not to say at the Passion thread II

[fujiyama]

OK, I had a great laugh (all in good fun of course so don't be offended Christian DUers), so I decided to start it again.

BTW, I saw the film last week and had Italian food afterwards. This is in reference to one of the jokes on the other thread -- William Pitt and a few others will know what I'm talking about!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

1. "He's all right, folks!" (Resurrection)

[Selwynn]

7. Better yet "Dun, worry - he comes back at the end!" :D

[KissMyAsscroft]

2. "Jesus Died For My Super Sized Box of Klondike Bites!"

...

[fujiyama]

3. What would you...

Doooo for a Klondike bar? I think I'm going to add another thread based off that!

[boobooday]

4. Suffering is Sexy

Now we're all hot for Jesus.

What? Did he same something about homeless people too? No wonder they didn't include that -- SO boring.

http://www.wgoeshome.com

[SlavesandBulldozers]

5. "yeah, right"

"like that could actually happen."

or

"oh man, I can't believe Mel killed the good guy off".

[fujiyama]

6. kick!

[JohnKleeb]

8. Kleeb is drunk, sorry you all i just had to say it

[corporatewhore]

11. Robert Novak is a big Fat Fish!!

Sorry had to say it

[Selwynn]

9. I just got back from the passion and you know, it just wasn't that funny..

... I mean seriously, I think I only laughed like... five times through the whole thing!

(I'm stealing some stand up comics joke about schindler's list. Please relax and don't freak out because a comic made a joke about something that's is very serious.)

[CanuckAmok]

10. "Take me to the Pilate!"

n/t

[FloridaJudy]

12. Whatever you do....

DON'T start singing "Always Look on the Bright Side of Life" during the crucifixion!

[ComerPerro]

13. Look pal

Drop that cross ONE more time and you are out of the parade!