How do you like your Christ?

[Paragon]

Poll question: How do you like your Christ?

[Blue-Jay]

1. Where am I?

And why am I in this handbasket?

[MikeG]

2. If you go to Atheists.org, there is compelling evidence

that Jesus never even existed.

[GreenPartyVoter]

3. I like him tender, steeped in compassion and love.

;)

http://www.geocities.com/greenpartyvoter/liberalchristians.htm

[OffWithTheirHeads]

4. On a stick

please

[DemoTex]

5. Well distanced from my government, thank you.

Separation, please.

[arwalden]

6. As Rare-ly As Possible

[kiahzero]

7. Some quotes that fit the poll:

Missionary: "We're going to go bring jesus to all the hungry people!"
Other Girl: "Mmmm.... Jesus"

And, a somewhat offensive one:

"Stick out your tongue... Jesus is coming!"

[jokerman93]

8. Christ

Lightly sauteed with fava beans and a good Chianti...

Amen

[everythingsxen]

9. Jesus walks into an Inn...

Hands the Innkeeper three nails and says "Got a place you can put me up for the night?"

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

10. in a sidecar