PAPOON for PRESIDENT-(his motto)"I am NOT insane"

[underpants]

http://www.firesigntheatre.com/papoon/

Don't miss the concession speech "...What are horse leeches? I don't know but they voted for us too"

THIS is classic stuff.

[markus]

1. Don't miss the Esperanto/English link at the top right!

Shoes for industry.
Shoes for the dead.
Shoes for industry.

[cosmicdot]

2. Natural Surrealist Party has such a nice sign-of-the-times ring to it

The Natural Surrealist Party takes its name seriously! Mylar has been known to keep Surrealist delegates occupied for hours at a time.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

3. Not Responsible - Not Insane

I love FT.

[RandomKoolzip]

4. HECK YEAH!

His platform? Six inches above the ground so no one falls off!

Major Firesign fanboy here. Check out Phil Austin's blog for some great, low-key, relaxing, yet dadaist and witty screeds about everything. It's my favorite place to go when DU gets too heated.....

One Organism, One Vote!

[markus]

7. What the link to auston's blog? n/t

[RandomKoolzip]

8. Here:

http://austin.weblogger.com/

[Richardo]

5. From George Tirebiter's press release on Schwartzeneggar...

"Of course, as Surrealist Vice President of the U.S., I had to deal with some pretty melty watches."

:D

[underpants]

6. Papoon's pet project the $3 bill (NOT pandering to the gay lobby either)

A pet project of George Papoon is the first issue of a three-dollar bill by the U.S. Treasury (there is no truth to the rumor that this is just to pander to the gay lobby).

[blindpig]

9. Not Insane!

this thread gives me a taste for hot buttered groat clusters. Pass the entrenching tool........................

[markus]

10. Antelope Freeway

One Mile.

[markus]

11. Antelope Freeway

One Half Mile.

[markus]

12. Antelope Freeway

One quarter mile.

[markus]

13. Antelope Freeway

One Eigth Mile.

[markus]

14. Antelope Freeway

1/16 mile.

[markus]

15. Antelope Freeway

1/32 mile