Wanna hear a good Math Joke?

[coloradodem2005]

A 60 year old man and a 54 year old woman are dating.
The 60 year old man says I am dating someone new. She's 30.
The 54 year old woman says, I am dating someone new. He's 18.
Sorry 18 goes into 54 more times than 30 goes into 60.

[Bhaisahab]

1. i dint get it! :(

[TroubleMan]

2. How 'bout this one?

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9.

(You have to say it out loud).

It qualifies for the dumb joke category, too.

[ChoralScholar]

3. Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

....he worked it out with a pencil.

[gmoney]

4. Why is 77 better than 69?

Because you get 8 more.

[gmoney]

5. Or how fast can your girlfriend go?

68... because when you get her up to 69, she blows a rod.

[SheilaT]

6. How about a clean math joke?

Did you know there are only 10 kinds of people in the world?


Those who understand binary and those who don't.



(For those who don't get it, 10 is the binary notation for 2)

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. Don't you mean "60 into 30"? hehe. (n/t)

[JVS]

8. What's purple and commutes?

An Abelian grape!!!

Hahhahahhahahahahahha!

[midnight armadillo]

14. oh my...

...that's just terrible. I am sending that to a big bunch of people :-)

[linazelle]

9. Try this one...two chinese people are making love and the hubby asks

his wife for 69. She replies, "Why you want beef and broccoli now"?

[ComerPerro]

10. Here ya go,

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?


Because there are twenty of them.

[burrowowl]

11. In Paris

Bus on the 69 line passes a bus with number 96.
The 69 bus says to the 96 bus: re you angry with me?

[fortyfeetunder]

12. here's one..

make differential equations an integral part of your life BAHAHA!

[Skip Intro]

13. Here - this one kills me

Q: What is the square root of 69?

A: Eight something.

Get it, square root of 69 is ate something.

And the square root of 69 actually is 8.something.

he he, hehehehehhe

[midnight armadillo]

15. here's one

Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.