There is something drastically wrong with me.

[flvegan]

When clicking through (I still have all the pay channels for free...no idea why) "Co-Ed Confidential" came up as did "Real Sex XTra", yet I chose "The Running Man" to leave on.

Why am I watching dudes poorly acting out Stephen King rather than fake boobs and poor music?

Fine...here's my "Man Membership Card". Destroy it if need be.

[Left Is Write]

1. You secretly have a thing for Richard Dawson, obviously.

[flvegan]

2. Survey says....?

You're hot.

Couldn't resist.

[Left Is Write]

27. It would be much easier to answer this if the screen didn't keep swimming back and forth.

[mcctatas]

3. first your mankini and bromance with Paddy now this,

tsk tsk tsk, they are going to kick you out of the misogynistic malcontents club fer sure!

[flvegan]

6. Never speak

of the alleged bromance!

[PaddyBlueEyes]

9. There she goes again...

what channel is the coed thing on? :hide:

[mcctatas]

11. What, I didn't hear that...

I was watching Henry Rollins shirtless

[PaddyBlueEyes]

12. grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

:mad:

[LeftyMom]

18. I'm sorry, what did you just say?

Something about Henry Rollins shirtless, and then I couldn't breathe and my vision got all blurry.

[mcctatas]

21. for you...

[LeftyMom]

25. I am suddenly much more interested in this thread.

:evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

31. ALRIGHT THATS ENOUGH

OF THAT BULLSHIT... :rofl:

[mcctatas]

37. There can never be enough Henry Rollins

[LeftyMom]

38. Best. Subthread. Evar.

:evilgrin:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

40. Ya know

whatever *sigh*

[LeftyMom]

42. Did I stumble onto some drama?

:hi: :hide:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

43. No my dear

you encouraged the drama... :rofl:

[flvegan]

13. One of the Skinemax stations, I think.

[PaddyBlueEyes]

15. Touchdown irish

!!

[mcctatas]

17. sweetie, a word.....

:spank:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

24. yes my love..

:scared:

[mcctatas]

29. Nahhhh...

I'm just slap-chopping yer nuts :P

[PaddyBlueEyes]

33. I know you are kinky

but in public? :)

[LeftyMom]

4. It's not your fault that cable porn/ soft core pseudoporn is terrible.

:shrug:

[Robeson]

5. Well, right now on PBS, "The Trials of J. Robert Oppenheimer"...

...is coming on, and it looks quite good. Check it out.

[Redstone]

7. You need more beer.

Redstone

[flvegan]

8. I think you may be correct, sir.

[petronius]

10. If you'd stopped it on 'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants' or

'Boys on the Side', then you'd have a problem. The Running Man has flame-throwing, electric-zapping, ice-freezing, saw-wielding awesomeness, plus a trove of snappy one-liners. Anyway, a true man would prefer to look at a sweaty albeit fully-clothed Maria Conchita Alonso rather than plastic boobs and bleached extensions...

[flvegan]

14. Thank you.

I do believe you are correct.

[arcadian]

39. 'The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants' almost doesn't need pornification.

n/t

[bluesbassman]

16. Dude, you need an intervention.

:rofl:

[mcctatas]

20. words of wisdom from a fellow reprobate?

:P

[bluesbassman]

23. I resemble that remark!

Let your freak flag fly.:silly:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

26. She does Bro

Every night!! :evilgrin:

[bluesbassman]

30. You my friend, are indeed a lucky man.

Good on ya!:fistbump:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

36. Brother man

I am the luckiest man alive....Thanks

[mcctatas]

41. Oh please...

:rofl:

I have no freak flag;)

[PaddyBlueEyes]

44. OMG

you drrty liar! :rofl:

[bluesbassman]

45. That's not what the form says.

:spray:

[bluesbassman]

35. Besides, I swore off rebrobation when I heard it can lead to prostate cancer.

:rofl:

[Skittles]

34. or a Skittles ass-kicking

DU's version of Intervention :rofl:

[Skittles]

19. you need an ass kicking, fivegan

I will get around to you as soon as I can

[mcctatas]

22. Nice post Skittles...

oh wait, you really are Skittles :scared:


:hi:

[flvegan]

28. That *may* be a turn on, Skittles.

Just saying.

[Skittles]

32. well then you can pay me, like Matcom does

yes INDEED

[flvegan]

46. Like matcom? In rubles?

That Commie bastard!

[Jamastiene]

47. Hold on.

Let me get the thermometer. I need to check you for fever.

:think: :confused:

Are you going to be ok? :hug:

[QueenOfCalifornia]

48. I think you

are fine.

Who cares if you are beyond the age of 14 or maybe 15 and have seen enough fake boobs. Running Man is one of Arnold's worst films... evah... but it was on and you had to look.